Herr Drumpf just fired every single US ambassador on Planet Earth and told them to pack their bags, something experts are saying is completely unprecedented, and it goes without saying that going months without ambassadors is a monstrously stupid thing for a country to do.

As someone who doesn't have to live in your shithole of a country, let me just say I love Donald Trump. It's like watching an awesome slow-motion train wreck. Your entire country is going to be absolutely destroyed over the next four years, and I'm going to enjoy watching every minute.

Good job, Trumplorables, you've managed to do what Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein and Muamar Qaddafi could not: destroy the Amerikan Empire.