She's a little old for me but I'd still be interested.

http://imgur.com/50eSH9o

It's rare to see a post that makes a point so succinctly.

"Succinctly" is my middle name. At least the first part of it, the rest is ",molests your kids while you are wrapped up in your neglect like a well worn shoe".

Now then, now then.

Holy crap here comes Jesus and he doesn't look to happy

Chloe Grace Moretz lips came from Cows.

Murder her and have sex with the corpse, Keep her well preserved and she can last weeks almost months, She'll also never give birth... on a side note you ever give serious consideration to making her have a child and eating it shortly after you kill both?