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British cultural icons under attack by foreign rubbish

1 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-18 19:23
Tea consumption has fallen from 23 cups per week in 1974 to 8 cups per week now. On the increase, meanwhile, is foreign-based muck such as 'skinny lattes'.

Fish and chips is giving ground to food designed by uncivilised peasants to eat with your hands: kebabs and pizza. The apening of the UK continues unabated as the demographic shifts to people from countries where cutlery is an alien concept.

Great British spuds are out while the decidedly French sounding courgettes and aubergines are in. Hipster and leftie dinner parties to discuss Guardian opinion pieces on gender studies largely to blame.

And nobody keeps their own chickens any more.

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/feb/18/goodbye-fish-chips-national-food-survey-changing-trends-british-dining
2 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-18 23:08
The number of registered cases of Rickets has also decreased.

Bring back good old British Rubella!
3 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-19 00:19
You can thank global warming for that.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2016-02-19 20:32
I will next time I see him.

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