Not really. Years ago, a beaner who pretended to speak no English almost walked off with my luggage at a Greyhound bus stop.

And you judge all Mexicans by that one incident?

I'm Mexican and I guarantee you, you don't have a goddamned thing that I want.

I thought you were an American?

I am.

Even so, you associate mostly law-abiding Mexicans (regardless where they're from) with criminals, something I blame liberals for because they put so much effort into besmirching an entire culture.

Mexicans mow my lawn

Jesus H. Christ.