.....US of Loincloths

Was the title of a trending story in my phone's Facebook app. Well, actually it ended "L..." because there wasn't enough room on the screen to show the entire thing, but I've heard of his extreme hatred of loincloths so I'm sure that's what it was. I can't blame him. It definitely is a disgusting article of clothing, worn by only the creepiest of individuals.

And pedophile hypocrites who shit themselves, and pissed themselves to get out of being drafted, should not be allowed to comment on the topics of "patriotism" and "what Americans should do..."!

Maybe he meant we arent washing our loinclothes enough?

Loincloths? Too many Tarzan types running around the USA?

80 yrs ago- "Me Tarzan, you Jane"

Today-" Me Tarzan..and on Saturday nights, Jane"

He used to wear a loincloth to mock black Africans and Tarzan for being their friend.