Muslims can't consume pork, there really isn't much more to it than that. Why do so many people act like pork is some sort of muslim deterrent or like kryptonite? It really isn't. Muslims can technically handle, process, and package pork with their bare hands. They may make a big stink about it or refuse to but that's just concerning them being divas. Throwing it at a mosque or slathering a Qu'ran with pork literally does nothing, it doesn't repel or hurt Muslims in any way.

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for putting Muslims in their place but it just seems like a good waste of pork. Even if Muslims accidentally ingest pork without knowing it's not even a sin. I'm sure if we put our heads together we can think of another weapon to use against Muslims, because pork just ain't cutting it.

Cover there naked bodies in pork.

Exactly, you could strip a Muslim naked, slather them all over with pork grease and it wouldn't even be haraam.

How about squirting them with holy water?

Nah, Muslims have their own holy water, although they call it zamzam. I don't know though, it's certainly worth a try. Maybe mixing holy water and pork grease makes it more potent.

Okay, what if I buy a pet piglet and name it 'Mohammad' and take it for walks in front of a Mosque calling it 'Mohammad'? Would I need to take out my firearm and defend myself?

Are they allowed to watch Porky Pig cartoons on TV, or is that verboten?

Once the word "pork" became a slang term for sex, they weren't even allowed to have sex anymore. I think all their children are born via artificial insemination.

Bombs hidden in camels' ass holes?

Chinese authorities are force feeding Imams pork.

Any consequences?

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In India, eating a cow isnt normal, in the Middle East eating pig isnt normal, and in America eating dogs and cats isnt normal

Correction: For Hindus, eating a cow isn't normal. Beef is readily available in India, if not as ubiquitous as it is here. Beef curries are rather commonplace.

Divas? Muslims need very little motivation to start mayhem and violence.

Some muslims... even EAT pork

thats right, just because they say its forbidden does not mean it doesn't happen

theres also muslims who... drink
and... watch porn
and... have sex before marriage!!!

Bet you all didn't know that... because media didn't tell you that

I'm from Europe and of course male Muslims have sex before marriage. They use dumb non-Muslim girls for it or go to the brothel. In their understanding it's totally ok to do so for men although it's forbidden in Islam. But they lock up the girls so they don't have contact to anyone and they need to stay a virgin or they get killed by the brothers or cousins.

Read this, he got fired today:

http://www.dw.com/en/german-teachers-union-warns-girls-to-stay-away-from-refugee-men/a-18833589

Jews can't eat pork either, but they will sell you a pig.

Can pork eat muslims?

So you (IDWFY) don't buy the argument that part of the reason for the Indian mutiny was because the Brits were supposed to have used pork fat to make the cartridges? History must be re-written.

The cartridges had thick paper, greased in animal fat to help it go down the rifle barrel. The cartridge has to be bitten into to break it apart. The Muslims believed the cartridges were greased with pork fat, the Hindus thought it was beef fat. But they still had to put the things in their mouth.

Nothing needs rewritten

hence the Tyrone Power movie, 'King of the Khyber Rifles"

they would not use the ammo and the guns, so they drew their shivs and 'followed him to the death" with those...

I couldn't imagine a life without mushroom pork chops. The horror!

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for putting Muslims in their place

^^^ Totally not a bigot.

He's a minority.

According to you SJW, minorities cannot be bigots.

That's not my experience with them. I live in Toronto. The Muslim capital of North America. I know plenty of Muslims who refuse to even go near pork out of fear of obtaining some kind of parasite. And it most certainly is not a waste of pork if it means triggering Muslims into submission.

Fuck.

I remember when Toronto was the Cantonese capital of Canada back in the 80s and 90s.

WTF happened?

Maybe the reason so many Muslims hate the US is all its pork barrel spending.