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My Mexican neighbor is an obnoxious piece of human shit.
1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 20:55
Specifying his ethnicity apparently makes me racist, right?
Well don't worry, I would still be seen as racist even if he was a white guy and behaved the same way. After all, I made the mistake of choosing white as the color of my default avatar when I started a New Game of Life....so I am racist simply for existing.
So yeah. My neighbor.
He's one of those guys who, even in November, needs to have his windows open, specifically to blare his loud Fiesta music, forcing everyone in the apartment complex to hear it.
It's that caveman domination psychology, you know? He can't enjoy his music unless he knows everyone else is being forced to listen to it as well.
He is the grown up version of that stupid teenagers who drive in circles around town blaring their loud "thump" music. They aren't even going anywhere. They are just driving in circles, gaining much satisfaction from the knowledge that they are forcing everyone in town to hear (and feel) their sh;tty taste in music.
Because, you know, listening to it as a reasonable volume in his own apartment with his windows shut would make his penis shrivel up like a tiny black raisin and fall off.
That's seriously what would happen. And headphones!? Not even an option. You might as well shove a red hot railroad spike up his ass, because that's how painful it would be for him to listen to his music without ANYONE else being forced to hear it as well.
Oh, I've tried to have a conversation with the guy about it. But he never listens. Might go a day without blaring it after I politely ask him, and then the next day it's back to the loud Fiesta.
You know what's even more ridiculous? It would almost be hilarious if it wasn't so annoying:
He uses fucking maracas along with the music.
He has his own pair of fucking maracas. And he shakes them to the beat of his music and sings along.
And he'll do this for hours on end. Every day.
He has absolutely no consideration for the other people in the apartment complex.
I kinda want to kill him.
Do you have any neighbors like this?
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 21:05
Got anger?
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 21:18
Live next to this piece of human shit for a week. You'll feel where I'm coming from. Trust me.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 21:20
I bet he says the same thing...
5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 21:38
Huh? That makes no sense. I don't disturb him in any way, shape, or form.
Unless he is annoyed by the fact that I am white and happen to breathe the same air as him.
In which case...he would be racist.
Oh wait. Minorities can't be racist.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 22:08
Yeah, can't see why he could possibly dislike you.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 22:15
I can't imagine why, either. Considering we've only had a few conversations and I do absolutely nothing to annoy him other than politely request he turn down his music because HE is annoying ALL the other residents.
Are you a loud Fiesta music sympathizer or something? Or just being a dick to be a dick?
I honestly don't see what I have said or done that warrants you to make assumptions about ME being the bad guy here.
My neighbor is annoying. And somehow you are assuming I'm the annoying neighbor?
What the fuck man?
8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 22:45
I think my neighbour's a old fart and I'm sure he thinks I'm a an shit.
Neighbourhood politics man....
9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 22:50
Criticizing someone for their age and physical appearance is a totally different brand of childish "hate" compared to hating someone for their disruptive behavior that ruins the peace of the community.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 23:17
To be honest, I think he's been 'old' since he was 20.....Just a crotchety OCD jerk....Lives in a community full of kids, but hates kids....Can't wait for him to croak so we can get someone nice in there.
11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 23:19
Criticizing someone for their age and physical appearance is a totally different brand of childish "hate" compared to hating someone for their disruptive behavior that ruins the peace of the community.
Yeah anon, but you don't get it, see the guy is Mexican and you criticized him and THAT (to morons like SFBE) makes you a racist. People like him think non-whites, gays, and members of other PC groups held holy by their religion should never be criticized, no matter what they do.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-11-30 23:43
I don't disturb him in any way, shape, or form.
The only way to deal with people like that is to highly disturb them back by out blasting them. It's all they understand.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:01
There are White Mexicans, the word you're looking for is Mestizo.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:03
Nah, I think "obnoxious piece of human shit" is spot-on.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:09
>>13No he's not.
That's a racist term. How do you know if he is or not anyway?
You are a racist who wants to remove cultural identity.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:29
I dont blame you at all. Tell him to get a grip already.
17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:33
Donald, is that you?
18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:39
He has his own pair of fucking maracas. And he shakes them to the beat of his music and sings along.
..
I feel your pain...my thing is barking dogs..maybe investigate what the local laws are regarding what this idiot is doing, obviously he is lowering the tone of your 'hood..
if all else fails...drive-by.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:43
if all else fails...drive-by.
I like your style.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:45
You neighbor sounds cool as f#ck. Give him a high five for me dude!
21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 00:47
Live next to him for a week. Trust me, you won't think he's "cool as fuck" for long.
22 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 01:02
Do you have any neighbors like this?
My neighbor rented out her three bedroom condo to some Mexicans. It's a clown house. I wouldn't say full bore, perhaps they have 7 people living there. Extended family I suppose. Two of them detail cars (or did, I think someone complained to the HOA). It didn't bother me that they were using a ton of water, because any Californian knows that it's the farmers in the San Joaquin Valley who suck up 70% of the water like a big, fat lobbying elephant to over water their almond crops which should be illegal. Other than that, two of them will leave the garage door open and sit out there in the summer. Big deal.
Who we have in my neighborhood that I can't stand, is a black cop who thinks he's the cat's a double s. The speed limit is 15 MPH, so of course he drives 40. So far he has almost run over my neighbor's daughter, and nearly taken out another neighbors AMG Mercedes which is his pride and joy.
One night I was out taking out the trash and the cop raced by. I noticed two of the Mexicans outside, and decided to break the ice by...cracking a very distasteful joke and saying: "Memín Pinguín, oficial de la ley." Google Memín Pinguín, you'll get my drift. They were taken aback, then started laughing hysterically. They thought that was great and invited me over to help rip through a case of Tecate.
23 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 01:30
Hahaha, nice.
Well at least the Mexicans didn't blare loud music constantly.
And that black cop sounds like an assclown who thinks he's above the law.
I hate when I see cops speeding and their lights aren't on. Putting people's lives in danger.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 01:54
Maybe you could blast music back at him.
Some motivational speaker.
Someone who says why it's wrong to blast music.
Maybe some lectures on quantum physics or accounting.
25 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 02:11
I have the same problem with multiple neighbors in the large apartment complex across the street. Friday & Saturday nights from 8PM to around 4AM the mariachi dance music is blaring so loud it is hard to even watch TV. It is so loud that I can Shazam the music on my phone. It is not Mexicans that are the offenders here, but rather Domincans and Puerto Ricans. I've called 311 several times but the cops do not seem to care. They will claim they drove by and heard nothing, even though the music is playing loudly. About once very couple months one of the neighbors will have a backyard drunken Spanish Karoke party. and that is even louder.
26 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 02:27
Foam earplugs work really well.
They'll mute all that sound.
27 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 02:41
God damn, man.
I feel your pain.
I just don't understand why they have to be like this. It's just such a sick sadistic lifestyle.
They HAVE to realize how disruptive they are being.
And I truly think that's where 90% of their pleasure comes from: just knowing they are being disruptive.
It's a domination thing. They gain satisfaction knowing they are annoying other people.
And, of course, if anyone tried to confront them about their obnoxious music, they'd play the race card.
"WHAT'S THE MATTER!?! YOU DON'T LIKE MY CULTURE'S MUSIC!?!?! YOU RACIST!?!?!"
And then you've only escalated the situation...and they will probably turn their music up even louder just to spite you.
How human filth like this even forms in the first place is beyond me.
I was still in diapers when I learned how my volume and behavior could disrupt the people around me, and I would be punished if I continued to be loud and obnoxious.
Is it a race issue? I don't know many white people that blare loud music all night long. It's always the Latinos and Blacks with their Fiesta music and Rap. Especially in cities.
Maybe I should blare loud country music back at him. The whitest shit possible. See how he likes it.
28 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 03:02
29 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 03:42
My Mexican neighbor is an obnoxious piece of human shit.
Is there no management of these apts? No noise ordinance in your town? Have you tried organizing your non-POS neighbors to complain about this a-hole?
30 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 03:59
By any chance, is he around 5 feet tall and chubby? Does he wear clothes that are too big or too small for him? Does he eye fuck anything with a pussy?
31 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 09:12
Oh I dealt with this.
Another neighbor finally was forced to call the cops..they would have front yard bbqs with like 50 people and pee'd in everyone's yard and blast rap music...
they also wrestled loudly..moaning and grunting and I could literally smell bo from them flopping through the air.
Their child screamed all day and their dog was always barking.
Anyway...after someone called the cops, they stopped.
I'm guessing they just didn't know they were irritating.
32 Name: Anonymous : 2015-12-01 22:34
Bachata is terrible music.
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