Dude is amazing.

That's pretty amazing.

What about the time he walked on water?

Also amzing.

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That's about as likely as him opening up your skull and finding anything inside.

Jeebus is everywhere.

Wasn't there a time where they had three Jeebus' in the NY Presbyterian mental hospital? Imagine their group therapy sessions.

I can see them all scrambling to get that coveted right hand chair in the therapy room!

Wasn't there a time where they had three Jeebus' in the NY Presbyterian mental hospital? Imagine their group therapy sessions.

Reminds me of one of my all-time favorite song lyrics, from Industrial Disease

I go down to Speaker's Corner. I'm thunderstruck.
They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks.
Two men say they're Jesus. One of them must be wrong

Dude is amazing.

You've got to admire his louche stridency, anon.

What's a louche? Is that like a loving douche?

It brings an apoplectic tear to my eye.

Nah, he remembered things wrongly. He just drank a glass of water once. It was thirty years ago, you can't expect him to remember exactly what happened.

I've changed wine (and beer) into water.

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I've changed it into urine.

>>15
Well, if you want to be "technical"...

He's a witch! Burn him!

I'd prefer to be stoned.

That can be arranged too!

It's being arranged at this very moment. I'm attempting to add "guitar" to the list of instruments I cannot play and have a few chords to work on.

Ah, very good! Be careful with that axe, though. I hear that plectrum-related deaths are on the rise!

Didn't he raise someone from the dead?
Not a few minutes. Days dead.

I heard he once saved a bunch of campers by wrestling a bear into submission. None of the campers who were there can seem to remember the incident, however.

I heard that you once uttered a less than totally inane comment on this board. None of the board denizens who saw it here can seem to remember the incident, however.

Huh-huh.

Big deal. Obama stopped the rise of the oceans.

I was waiting for this.

The right has been accusing Obama of being the liberal messiah since he got elected so I knew one of them would pipe up.

Merh! Pat my fur right meow! I demand it! Purrferably on the back of my neck.

Nice kitty.
Like a little neck scratch?

There you go, pretty boy.

"Pretty boy"?? I detect a hint of condescension there... 😾

No.
Most kitties are pretty boys or girls.

Thor flicks his tail when you say Thor or pretty boy so I assume he thinks both are his name.

Freya responded to Freya & black as well as sleek & sexy (from an Alice Cooper song) because she was a Bombay & I called her all those things. Unfortunately anytime you said black she came to be petted. Or at least meowed because Bombays are part Siamese meaning they talk a lot.

So pretty boy is a kitty compliment

Most kitties are pretty boys or girls.

Were you thinking "parrot" perchance?

You don't find cats to be beautiful animals?

Thor is a Maine Coon so he is 15 lbs of fluffy orange tabby. I swear he can't move swiftly because of wind resistance. He has to walk slowly, rubbing against everything to mark it.

Yes, but "pretty boy" is something that parrots say.

Well, I thought that it was quite jocular. Yes.

Yeah.

But I did have a parrot cat.
When I got Freya from the shelter, she went to my shoulder & it remained one of her favorite spots to where she would wait on backs of chairs to jump on one's shoulder as one passed.

My mother apparently taught a parakeet to say "Archie's a pretty bird"

She also taught a cat to use the toilet.
All before becoming a mother. Mother's don't have time for that.

She also taught a cat to use the toilet.

It's teaching them to flush that is the hard part.

I found it easier to just put in a door for GeeKay. She still prefers to have me open doors for her though.

Ummm cats will pretty much responds and flick their tail to anyone who is breaking open a can of fancy feast, or who he thinks might break open a can of fancy feast in the near future.

Doc Carson surgically cuts people's heads open in order to operate on their brains = Meh, whatever.

He once stabbed someone = OMG NO HE DIDN'T WHAT A LIAR!

It was grape juice.

But was it good wine or just so-so?

😺👴5⃣6⃣

Carson has a picture in his house of him with Jesus. Technically its not a sin

but he is implying he is equal to Jesus in the picture. Technically Jesus is a

spirit and his likeness cannot be known. It is widely believed in Detroit that

Jesus is black.

perhaps carson thinks
that jesus is his brother
just a friend of his

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEvy8mROAj0

Well in that case... I'd drink his bath water

He gives it to little boys before he operates on them. What? Too far?

Does he call it "Jesus Juice"?

Does he call it "Jesus Juice"?

He is? Is He in this wagon full of bricks? (Very olde joke)

But then the Nazis confiscated it.