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When you're here, Let's speak American. - Sarah Palin

1 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 17:37
And this dumb bitch coulda been vice president.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 18:40
And this dumb bitch coulda been vice president.

That would have required the 2008 ticket to actually, you know, win the election . . .

What's up with all the political posts on here lately?
3 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 19:00
She could have been but Obama has said equally stupid things.

He once slowly and thoughtfully claimed to have visited all 57 states in America.

But, while her delivery was off, her idea is entirely logical.

English should be the language of the United States.

German should be second.

French third.

And Spanish 34th.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 19:12
>>3
German? Why? Only a little over a million people in the U.S. speak it.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 19:24
It's SFBE. Don't expect intelligence from him.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 19:33
Haha. I was just morbidly curious about how he would support that claim.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 19:43
Methinks Storm is speaking of foreign-language education in schools.

At your better schools, Spanish is (or at least was) not that important. The priority was something like this:

Latin (boys)
French (girls)
German
Ancient Greek (boys)
Spanish
Italian
8 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 19:55
>>3
Also, how on Earth did you come up with the "34th" figure for Spanish?
9 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 20:13
>>8
Also, how on Earth did you come up with the "34th" figure for Spanish?

Because I hate Spanish.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 20:33
>>9
Oh. I thought you may be drawing from some kind of statistical source with those figures. Silly me.

So you think German should be the second language of the U.S. just because you like it, I guess?
11 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 20:47
Yes, German is cool. French. Italian. Not any of the Scandianavian, though.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 20:59
>>9
No, more likely because you're a *beep* idiot.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 21:11
Because I hate the Spanish language?

So everyone must love the Spanish language in order to be 'smart'?

I don't like it at all. That's honest.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 21:22
>>13
"It should be the 34th language because I hate it". Sounds like the argument of an idiot.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 21:32
>>14
Hey, people are allowed to like the things they like.

Now, what if I told you I also don't like Norwegian.

Would you be upset about that?

Because I don't like it. And I am Norwegian.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 21:42
Because I don't like it. And I am Norwegian.

I was reading down, waiting for the sarcasm and BAM you twisted it. Nice.
My biggest laugh today!
17 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 21:47
She could have been but Obama has said equally stupid things.

He once slowly and thoughtfully claimed to have visited all 57 states in America.

Wrong. http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/57states.asp
18 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 21:56
No, Obama doesn't campaign in Islamic states.

He campaigned in the United States.

Now, he probably had that number 57 stuck on the mind for Islamic states, but he was talking about the United States at the time.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 22:13
Oh, so you can't read.
20 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 22:33
>>19
Read what?

I saw the video.

Did Obama campaign in Islamic states in 2008?
21 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 22:45
You honestly believe Obama didn't know how many states there are in the US? Seriously?
22 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 22:57
Honestly?

Here is the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpGH02DtIws

It's pretty clear, don't you think?
23 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:04
The link said that thru Islamic state make no sense because it was very clear Obama was talking about continental states of the united states and said 57 instead of 47 with one more to go.
24 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:10
Americans don't speak or write English. Their corruption of English should be given its own name. Why is Hebrew not mentioned in your list?
25 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:15
Very well then.

From now on we will call it the American language.

I like that.
26 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:22
Y'all need to start learning Cantonese.
27 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:28
>>26
Cantonese is the dialect of Hong Kong and the area around it that has always been a part of China. Since the return of Hong Kong to China, Mandarin has replaced Cantonese as the official language there. The natives still speak Cantonese, but Mandarin is taught in schools. What justification do you have for studying a dialect that is more or less sub-standard Chinese at this point?
28 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:33
>>27
So I can feel like a big man when I'm ordering Snow Fungus Soup from my local chinese food joint.
29 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:37
"And this dumb bitch coulda been vice president."

Well Trump needs a running mate, and the two together would certainly provide endless lulz, so here's hoping.
30 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:40
To be fair, she corrected herself seconds later - she's still pretty dumb, though.
31 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:44
At that point you want a Native American to stand up and ask her a question in their language. She says "What did I just say?", he responds in his language "You said let's speak American, which I am doing". She says "I said speak American!", the Native American responds this time in English "I was speaking American Mrs. Palin, as you had insisted. I am now speaking English."
32 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:49
In your attempt to sound smug you ignore the fact that there is more than one language among Native Americans. Bravo.
33 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:52
I was baring that in mind when I wrote that, however it is irrelevant. Notice how I said "in his language". That means that his language, whatever it is, is a real American language. I don't know much about Native Americans other than knowing the names of several tribes and knowing that there are loads of different languages, however as far as I'm concerned each different Native American language, being a Native American language, is an American language. They each have their own individual names, but in general terms they are each a Native American language/an American language.

It is unfortunate for you that for whatever reason you choose to make accusations or apply labels to complete strangers based on inaccurate assumptions.
34 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:56
Don't want to be labeled an idiot don't act like one.
35 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-08 23:59
I refuse to label others and refuse to tell strangers how to behave. I feel sympathy for you anyway, for what it's worth.
36 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:04
At this point you gotta wonder whether she's just putting on an act. No one can be that stupid.
37 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:07
>>36
Yeah, I was thinking the same, I remember when she said Paul Revere warned the British. *sigh*
38 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:10
John McCain had no chance of winning, though.
39 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:14
>>38 Very true. McCain is a dick who had zero chance of winning.

Granted, Sarah Palin has repeatedly made a fool out of herself (but probably hasn't done any lasting damage to the party) and also pretty much ruined her reputation and life . . . BUT (I know this is irrelevant at this point) McCain was directly responsible for foisting her upon the public without doing proper vetting.

A presidential nominee has a certain gentlemanly responsibility to not screw up other politicians' lives and careers (in his own party at least) while he's running. McCain totally abdicated that responsibility by picking Palin with a thought process like, "Hey, she's hot! I know I have absolutely zero chance at winning but this will make it interesting for the press at least. So what if she's totally unqualified, lacks character, and is totally batty, that's her problem!"

What a dick.
40 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:17
One of the smartest things she's said tbh. Why should illegal immigrants force me to learn a new language just because they refuse to?
41 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:20
You're not really that dim, are you? America is a name given to two continents bordered by the Pacific Ocean to the west & the Atlantic Ocean to the east. These two continents were colonized by settlers speaking the European languages of French, Spanish, Portuguese and English. Other languages came over with the waves of European settlers but most of the nations formed by those settlers settled on one of those 4 European languages. There are more Spanish speakers in North and South America than English speakers.

So saying "speak American" is saying "Speak Spanish".
42 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:23
American is used instead of English in case people think you mean British English.
43 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:27
>>42
There is no such thing as "British English" only "English English".
44 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:30
>>42
American English is used, just as British English is used. No one goes around saying 'speak British' so why would they say 'speak American'.
45 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:34
>>44
No one goes around saying 'speak British' so why would they say 'speak American'.

Ever heard of the term "Queen's English," you halfwit?

You have got to be one of the stupidest people on here, son.

Now, why don't you go to Hertz and try to rent a Monte Carlo with a wad of $100 bills . . .
46 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:45
Who's forcing you?
47 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:50
>>46
the supermarkets
48 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 00:55
As long as it's the Queen's American you are speaking. BBC Received American would be ideal. American with a Home Counties accent.
49 Name: Anonymous : 2015-09-09 01:05
She's one of the greatest charlatans in the history of the world. That's not to say she isn't stupid, but she knew from day one how to milk her bogus ascension as a blossoming political figure into major showbiz dollars. Everything she says and does is for the sole purpose of book deals, TV shows and speaking engagements. Being an idiot is big business.

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