I'm thinking Bill O'Reilly, for double the helping of loud, crass, stupid walking New York stereotypes.

David Duke.

YEEEEAHHH BOOOIIIIII BUILD THE WALL!!

True, he is all about wall-building, so maybe he can somehow track down this man and make him his running mate: http://www.joesherlock.com/08-08-CwW.gif

Sarah Palin

Ann Coulter seems like the logical choice.

Biden - he'd balance the ticket, and Trump could give him hair tips.

Stephen A. Smith

His son or daughter. Though if he could convince Rosie O'Donnell, then he would display mad negotiation skills that no candidate could hope to match.

Hopefully no one.

Vince McMahon

Probably someone like Ted Cruz to invigorate the base. Scary thought, but entirely possible.

Well he needs someone like him (utterly insane) and Latino so he can pretend like he's on their side. I wonder what Charlie Sheen is up to nowadays.

Well so much for my joke:

http://twitchy.com/2015/08/27/cancel-the-election-charlie-sheen-volunteers-to-be-donald-trumps-running-mate/

The governor of New Mexico, Susana Martinez.

Disqualified - she has allowed illicit backdoor entry for several Mexicans. That's a Trump no-no.

Unlike his dad, Rand Paul seems like a real pushover who'd buckle at the first swing of Trump's weight. So I'll say Paul.

Hard to find a guy that he hasn't railed on in recent weeks.

Rubio or Walker.

The Apprentice: Running Mate 2016 will air on Thursday at 9 PM on TLC.

I can think of several but first he has to win the nomination. That is far from a sure thing.

Lex Luthor. Both hate immigrants.

There can be only one logical running mate for Donald Trump:

ODD JOB

]Secretary of Defense would be JAWS

Michelle Bachman

Jesse Ventura would be pretty much the perfect sidekick for him.

His wi(n)gman!