she did spend a lot of time in the missionary position

Yeah, kneeling a lot as well.

Think she had knee pads ?

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A religious zealot who was more concerned with filling the church coffers than actually helping anybody.

All these people lying on the floor dying of curable diseases... "We're helping them by giving them a place to die"... fucking horseshit.

She became a saint because she raked in literal BILLIONS for the church. She was basically a whore and the Pope was her Pimp.

Don't know about "slut", but she was an awful bitch. Thought suffering of the poor was holy/beautiful, didn't actually treat anyone, just prolonged their pain while enriching herself and aggrandizing her public image.

Bestow upon me eternal life my queen so I may forever serve you