UKIP if you are a white proud male!

Vote something else if you like so suck sandnigger dicks

UKIP if you are a white proud male!

will he be drinking during the vote count?
lets hope so

Nigel Farage

Will this man become PM?

>>3
No. In fact it remains to be seen if he'll be an MP!

Vote green if you care about Britain.

10 people voted Labour

Uneducated retards. Enjoy a failed economy and a bunch more illegal wars.

who cares

they're all secret muslims anyway.

Labour, don't like posh cunts running the country for their back pockets and George Osborne looks like he'd murder a cat just for any extra money.

Voted lib dem last time, regretted it immediately

>>6
So who are you voting for then that is such an educated choice? If you say UKIP I'm not even going to reply

>>9
im voting green, i like their policies

>>6
Ahaha because things are going so well at the moment.

>>10
The smart choice, but a waste of a vote tbh

A reminder be vote for the green party is a vote for pure insanity

Burgerclap here wishing UKIP a victory.

Btw my phone didn't even try to autocorrect burgerclap.

>>10
me too bro, go green!

ED shills incoming

The main Green target seat is Brighton Pavilion and http://voteswap.org/ advises voting Green. It also advises to vote Green in its other major targets of St Ives, Oxford East, Solihull, and Liverpool Riverside. In safe Labour seats it also advises voting Green so they don't lose their deposit.

Voteswap makes no recommendation in seats where Labour and Green are fighting a close battle such as Norwich South, Bristol West and Cambridge. Yes, tactical voting but we're stuck with First-Past-The-Post...

>>9
Conservatives have helped me personally. Would never have been able to have bought a house under Labour.

>>11
Better than with Labour. Labour ruined the economy wayyyyyyyy too much. Miliband isn't a leader; he's go to Brussels and have his lunch money bullied off him. His brother should have stood for PM.

this election is shit we need to take the queen off the throne and replace her with a written constitution
leave the EU ban faith schools and brake up the Muslim and minority ghettos deporting lots of them

>>10
No army, no trident, unlimited immigration, higher taxes, higher deficit, more debt, stopping women going to jail, the removal of the British identity, yes these are all fucking great.
God damn retards

Conservatives keep my boss rich.

Boss pays me a wage.

I pay mortgage.

Labour is great if 50% of your earnings come from benefits.

Greens is for retards.

Everything else is for lols

>>19
Xenophobia and scaremongering used to win votes.
Very old tactic, and far right parties who blame immigration always pop up after a bad economic period. And they always end up fucking shit up

Why do people vote for Labour?

Serious question, you're literally voting to ruin the economy again you know?

If you're left wing vote Green or Lib Dem.

lib dem because where i live its them or the Tories. fuck new labour with their sandnigger blasphemy laws.
shit lib dem is better than cunt tories

>>11
Yea actually they kid of are, economy is growing, deficit is falling, unemployment is falling, IMF has said the current economical plan is working and should be continued to keep the UK on the right track.

>>19
Somewhat simplified, but yes for these reasons amongst others, I will vote Green tomorrow.

Does anyone ever write in Mr. Bean or anything like that?

>>17
And you shouldn't have been able to. You people bitch and whine about labour spending too much money then say nothing about Conservatives selling national assets (housing) for less than their market value so that working class spastics can have their own house.

>>18
You're retarded if you think we should leave Europe. The benefits far out way the costs, food prices would go rocketing without cheap labour and easier trade.

2nd FOR ARE NIGE, THE CHEEKY CHAPPY

VOTE UKIP

UKIP are also the most generous party on benefits.

If you NEETs don't want that pesky work capability assessment then make sure you send a message by voting UKIP.

Vote early, vote often, vote UKIP.

vote UKIP pls,

I want the EU to get pissed about it, major lulz with federalistic shitheads van Rompuy & Co.

-dutchfag

PAKIS OUT TRIDENT IN

>>32
Van Rompuy? He's history. Junkhead is your hate figure now.

VOTE UKIP THE FUTURE OF YOUR COUNTRY DEPENDS ON IT.

MUSLIMS IN NUMBER 10, IF YOU DON'T THEN THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE!

This is our last chance son. Don't undermine our efforts.

>>34
yeah Juncker, Barroso, Schulz, you know, the whole "federalist wet dream" team.

fuck those guys, theyre so blind to criticism its fucking scary tbh.

>>36
you dont have to barrage him, he falters after a single piece of criticism

Mind: Clear
Buttocks: Smooth
Voted: UKIP

Conservatives aren't conservative

Have you ever survived a fucking plane crash?

That's right you haven't.

Farrage is better than U.

>>41
So you're voting Blue Labour then m8.

>>43
No, the Conservatives actually know how to run an economy unlike the lefties.

>>44
Run an economy by only increasing the living standards of London and letting mass migration and our EU integration continue?

>>45
What if I told you that the Conservatives restored Britain's position as one of Europe's strongest economies after Labour ran it into the ground? If UKIP get voted in, their incompetent asses are going to completely destroy this country.

>>46
The conservatives are destroying this country, they are still borrowing at a stupid rate, and it won't matter if our economy is strong if our cities are controlled by fucking pakis.

>>47
Ugh, again with the fucking immigrants, can't you dickfaces talk about anything else?

>>46

What if I told you that the Conservatives restored Britain's position as one of Europe's strongest economies after Labour ran it into the ground?

Then I'd tell you you don't know much about economics.

Read this article, from an american economist, about how badly the conservatives fucked up the economy:

http://benjaminstudebaker.com/2015/05/02/britain-for-the-love-of-god-please-stop-david-cameron/

Farage is a pussy, the first and last time he visited my city he had to call the police to escort him the fuck out.

lol at the dirty mags on the 10 o'clock news trying hard beat Sunderland to be first count out, the mackems running about and the fat geordies walking about slow with boxes not no known what to do with them....

>>52
I know Sunderland lost count of two vote boxes and was 10 minutes late and still beat the geordie twats.

http://news.sky.com/story/1479761/exit-poll-conservatives-largest-party

Dear UKIP faggots. Lulz

>>54
it also says SNP got 58 seats

that exit poll is waaaaay off

Spoiler.
Labor wins

>>54
You're a fucking idiot then. They crippled the economy and are planning to continue crippling it.

Clegg is going to get annihilated in the polls so hes finished.

"Wallace" will screw up the country by being weak globaly as he is a joke and generally fuck everything up like most Labour goverments have in the past.

Toryboy will just continue to hate on the poor and disabled by adding more taxes like the hated "Bedroom Tax" and give more to his rich mates.

Whoever gets in we are fucked.

Whatever the outcome, we'll all be dissapointed

Could it be over already?
Exit Poll:
Conservatives: 316
Labour 239, down 19
SNP: 58
Liberal Democrats: 10
Ukip: 2

>>56

crippled the economy

That's literally not true though, it's grown since they've been in

>>59
Conveiniently enough, 326 is is needed for a majority. ;)

UPIP +17% so far!

>>59
Don't the torys need like 328 seats for an overall majority

So all the hotdog with knife and fork eating didn't damage his rep? Brits are kinda forgiving.

>>63
At the end of the day people here care a lot more about Policy over personality

Unlike burgerland, do they even have manifestos during elections?

>>62
Well unless Scotland doubles in size labour doesn't stand a chance of getting that much.

If there arn't enough Lib Dems to make the difference the Tories can nudge themselves over the edge with UKIP

Triple coalition?
Tory, Lib Dem and Ukip would be best for the country

>>56
Actually labour got us into this mess

>>60
No, it has not, they have simply made a recovery from the shit that they brought themselves in.
When labour were in, they were slowly but steadily recovering from the 2008 financial crisis, but then the torys came in and passed the austerity package, that's when the economy totally diverged.
Saying the conservatives have made the economy grow, when they in fact have made it shrink, is like smashing up a car, putting a new coat of paint on it and saying "There ya go, as good as new."

>>68
If you really want to read more, I advise that you actually look into this shit.
It's plebs like you who ruin countries by believing anything lying politicians tell you.

http://benjaminstudebaker.com/2015/05/02/britain-for-the-love-of-god-please-stop-david-cameron/

>>67
How, by deregulating banks in the US? Impressive.

>>66
THIS

although Lib Dem left wingers would likely refuse, and the Tories may be able to form a minority government with help from neither

>>66
It's not unlikely they'll be able to do it without even needing UKIP.

Country is rampant with liars that say they don't vote Tory.

>>68
Are you retarded? You want to hand over the economy to Labour who will borrow more than we can pay back? No one likes austerity but If it takes a couple years of hardship for a brighter future its worth it. Would you take out a bigger loan to pay off your own debts? Thats the EXACT situation labour is in...

>>71
Lib dems arn't left wing m8. Besides, they said they'd support the party with most votes

>>73
You realize the economics of an entire country taking out loans doesn't work exactly like Wonga?

Ukip: 2

after all that pomp and circumstance, it's looking like they gained exactly zero ground. Impressive.

A governmental budget isn't a fixed income. It's dependent upon GDP which is dependent upon spending. Austerity reduces confidence which reduces spending which reduces GDP. Taking out loans at massively low interest rates does the opposite, and generally the growth outstrips the interest. The deficit is only a problem if you keep tanking the economy.

>>73
The Torys have achieved nothing but chaos in five years. The NHS is being ruined. I know it from working in the NHS since the 90s. Things have gotten worse since the Health and Social care act came into play in 2013. I see more and more services being farmed out to shitty private organisations that are increasingly hard to manage.

It's not a couple of years of hardship; it's more and more irreversible changes to services that are the worry for me.

Not saying Labour will be exceptional. I personally would have liked a third option, but for fuck sake we can't let these cunts in power dismantle our nation any further.

Unfortunately the exit polls are not look good.

I'm a UKIP loving, anti-Scottish independence Conservative, and I would rather see SNP in No. 10 than Labour.

God Bless The Tories, and God Save The Queen

Strong work Britain, you just saved your country.

Didn't realize the UK was almost as politically backwards as Sweden.

>>78
the UK is full of conservative plebs who don't realize their vote can completely fuck over the nation.
Sure, Wallace has no charisma, Cameron is good at lying, but it is the lesser of two evils.
Labour also wants to cut government spending, when that isn't even what the problem is, but it's better than cutting it by 2%

>>80
no, the UK doesn't have a feminist party

sweden
YES!

UKIP lost a seat. There'll be some teary eyed chavs in council estates all through the country tonight.

>>83

There'll be some teary eyed chavs in council estates all through the country tonight.

Yeah the slav cunts get to stay another five years before we can remove them!

VOTE UKIP

ive been unemployed since school. how can i get a job when immigrants work for four pound an hour. i cant work for that little even though i have no skills or much of value to offer

i would vote ukip if i had registered to vote

>>78
I work for the DWP and that has definitely turned to shit.

The problem is the UK could no longer sustain public service such as the Police, Fire Service, the NHS and allow people to spend their whole life on benefits, all with an ageing population paying less tax

Something had to change and the banking crisis and the recession was the perfect opportunity. I see that even if it fucks me over personally.

The problem is that the tories have implemented a 'more for less' policy which means there has been no real reform and everything is getting stretched.

Brace yourself for a rough couple of years. If you become seriously ill, need the police or find yourself on benefits you are likely to have a pretty lousy time

How do you feel know that the only thing people are going to be discussing tomorrow is how the SNP were the "real" winners on the night?

Its obviously gonna be another con-dem coalition.

I will be glad when this is all over and done with and the UKIP campaigners that have been made to post on this site relentless for the past week can stop pretending to be /newpol/, telling us to vote UKIP and get the fuck off my /newpol/

Logic in western democracies :

Right-wingers did shit! I'll vote Left-wing next time.

Next election :

Left-wingers did shit! I'll vote Right-wing next time.
Repeat this for decades

Let me tell you a secret. They all have the same ideology with minor tweaks, which they amplify loudly to differentiate themselves to voters. This was proven after 2010 when LibDems essentially became a wing of the tory party. There is no reason for the tories not to continue with the current coalition which they have already learned how to navigate, with people they have been dealing with for the past 5 years rather than introducing unknown factors like Nigel the-walking-pint Farage.

Immigration won't decrease unless you take very radical steps or you get the EU to make a move.

>>51
Some cities are scummy like that.

They dont really get the part of democracy where you let elected politicians speak even if they dont agree with him.

It happened in Scotland recently. With some weirdo Labour guy and a tranny.
Just because you dont like someone, dont follow them around with megaphones shouting them down.

Scottish tend to act the most like the Sturmabteilung I think.

Now it's time to leave the EU, and watch the commies crumble in depth and fire from fucking sand niggers

Hah! Called it! Commence being overrun by countless barbarian swine! The count down to the extinction of white British citizens begins now.

Nigel's on the dole!

>>95
Nigel is not dead he is just deciding whether to stand again for leader after standing down as promised the guy is a fucking genius