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Alex Salmond Quits As First Hitler and Failed King of Scotland

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-19 17:12
The whole of Scotland told Alex Salmond to fuck off on Thursdays referendum vote for independences, as Scotland was set to become the worlds newest third world country.

The vote come against a backdrop of all Scottish cinemas showing Braveheart 24 hours a day since last December and pubs opened for 24 hour trade to get drunks to vote.

Alex Salmond also failed in his attempt to become the first King of Scotland since Idi Amin.

No 2,001,926
YES 1,617,989
Turnout 84.59%
Rejected ballots 3,429
2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-22 21:14
Why doesn't Scotland just have a war of independence? We all know Britain can't win modern wars.
3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 21:19
Scotland is meh.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 00:12
Alex Hitler got boo'ed at some stupid golf thing in Scotland.
5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 18:16
meh.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2015-05-24 04:19
Protip: the votes were rigged.

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