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Let's get to 1000 posts by 2015!

1 Name: Anonymous : 2014-08-24 20:43
Let's get to 1000 posts by 2015!

Why hasn't anyone made this thread yet?

Whoever's left, that is.

  ∩∩      2015 HERE WE COME !      V∩
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2 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 19:21
Let's get to 1000 posts by 2014!
Mass-Failure https://archive.today/QJtiT
Mass-Win https://archive.today/pKKOu
3 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 20:25
third :)
4 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 20:30
<------------foar
5 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 21:40
kike
6 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 22:02
994 anuses to go!
7 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-06 22:09
>>6
Forever the sixth anus.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 01:50
a fist full of eights
9 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 02:28
down the road lived a mouse very big was his belly.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 16:24
One more widow, one less white nigger
11 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 16:56
wow.... this might hit >>512 by 2017
12 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 18:07
Only my father can judge said Jesus Christ.
13 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 19:29
13 is the one.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 21:18
copper to the head, someone is dead.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 21:40
i like bees
16 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 21:46
Do you take saliva as legal tender?
17 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-07 21:51
Y-You're not supposed to be thinking about that, let alone asking that question. Do you want to get 4ct shut down, OP?
18 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-08 01:38
ok, what's going on here, then.
19 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-08 01:45
2012: https://archive.today/Im2Gk
2011: https://archive.today/8i592
2010: https://archive.today/kO2im
20 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-08 02:36
Lets talk about chips
21 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-09 22:30
salty wangs.
22 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-10 02:08
Wing Wong number
23 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-10 10:45
Titty butt
24 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-11 19:11
Wang wang wang on tang
25 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-12 22:06
pig farts
26 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-13 11:36
>>23 i like big butts
27 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-15 22:08
doctor beat
28 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-15 22:41
pump up the volume
29 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-15 22:57
bump
30 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-16 00:12
Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!
31 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-16 01:27
>>29

Way to bump a 16 minute thread post buttfuck...
32 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-16 01:55
bump
33 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-16 12:14
>>32
dick
34 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-16 15:51
>>33
bump
35 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-16 18:07
YOU WINS THE INTERNETS!
36 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-17 20:11
>>35
what kinds of internets do i wins?
37 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-17 21:18
>>36 All if them.
38 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-18 09:45
Can i hates a Internet's too?
39 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-18 14:52
>>38
No you can't hates the internets, please hates the interwebs instead.
40 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-18 15:13
>>39
what about the outerwebs?
41 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-18 16:31
>>40
Why? the outerwebs is great and its what transmits your porn from your interwebs to the clouds.
42 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-18 18:17
>>41
No, not a cloud.
43 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-18 20:00
>>42 Look at that red cloud!
44 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-18 22:11
>>43
The cloud passed on by and vanished into an anus.
45 Name: DracMere : 2014-09-20 01:43
Sinister buttocks
46 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-20 02:21
>>45
Tell me more.
47 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-20 16:30
Get 47
48 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-20 21:51
in before 50.
49 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-21 00:53
>>48 not me!
50 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-09-21 02:16
<------------- Five Zero
51 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-21 03:08
The 51st state.
52 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-21 21:12
wazs up!
53 Name: BlueMilk : 2014-09-21 23:55
it's me it's me, read this post.
54 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-22 02:20
>>53 No. π
55 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-22 10:49
In before something
56 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-22 17:10
>>55 damn it.
57 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-22 21:46
my name is my name not you name is my name is your name not my name.
58 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-23 11:16
>>57 what is your name by the way?
59 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-23 12:51
>>58 Anonymous
60 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-23 20:19
What's so great about fucking around in the woods forever?
61 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-23 23:57
I don't think, therefore I am not.
62 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-24 00:12
the fish is giving me the bizness
63 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-24 00:15
theres a person inside big bird.
64 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-24 01:19
All territories are asking the same question
65 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-24 10:56
What question.
66 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-24 15:07
>>65
รถมือสอง
67 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-24 16:54
>>66
wat?
68 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-24 22:11
I LIKE BIG BUTTS.
69 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 00:51
>>68
I like small butts.
70 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 01:36
>>68
>>69
I like both.
71 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 10:18
I bump this thread because this is the most epic mayhem in the history of the interwebs.
72 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 11:59
>>71
I will unbump this thread to save the unepic internets.
73 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 12:26
epic post here <------------------------
74 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 13:38
I like epic big butts.
75 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 14:10
willy slap!
76 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 15:19
He can't be dead there must be something i can do.
77 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 16:31
Fat stinking drunk.
78 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 17:21
Fat stinking drunk.
79 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 18:42
NO, GO TO HELL
80 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 19:53
LET ME FUCKING THINK!
81 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 20:34
Stand on my plums.
82 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 21:24
Step on my cubes.
83 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 21:56
Slap me across the face like a bitch.
84 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 22:03
pull my nips.
85 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 22:19
Get me a beer.
86 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 22:31
KIKES
87 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 22:44
>>86
Back to /b/, please.
88 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 22:55
>>87 Nigger.
89 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:02
>>88
Tsk.
90 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:11
>>89 Nigger.
91 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:17
>>90
Tsk.
92 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:22
>>91 Nigger.
93 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:33
>>92
Tsk.
94 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:39
>>93 Nigger.
95 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:41
You're a poop nose.
96 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:44
>>94
Tsk.
97 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:47
>>96 Nigger.
98 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:49
>>97
Tsk.
99 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:51
>>98 Nigger.
100 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:53
<<dubs.
101 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:55
>>99
Tsk.
102 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-25 23:59
what the devil.
103 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 00:12
ok, drop the ship on the plebs.
104 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 00:49
>>103
You have been banned for the following reason:

because you posted pics of yourself screwing a crab, dear god.

Date the ban will be lifted: Never
105 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 01:26
I like crabs
106 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 02:44
i hate crabs
107 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 03:21
i have sex with crabs
108 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 04:11
>>107 see >>104
109 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 05:55
>>108
No!
110 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 06:16
I have a wang
111 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 07:47
>>110
U r a wang
112 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 08:18
>>111 rude
113 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 09:31
lots of queers here!
114 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 09:45
>>113
queer eye of a anon.
115 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 10:41
>>111 dubs.
116 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 14:49
Hello, hello, hello, what's going on here then?
117 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 16:32
>>116 the fall of humanity.
118 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 16:42
Check 'Em
119 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 17:50
If someone wants to tell me about what's going on, I'll be the lounge.
120 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 18:46
im 12 and what is this
121 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 19:23
>>120 There is no hope left for humanity.
122 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 21:08
I kissed a SFBE and hated it.
123 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 21:56
>>122 Sick.
124 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-26 23:13
>>122
Kicks SFBE in the nuts.
125 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-27 01:54
Kicks the first thing he see's.
126 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-27 10:48
Monster eye
127 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-27 14:23
>>126
Where?
128 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-27 17:11
I like kittens.
129 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-27 18:53
>>128 me too!
http://i.imgur.com/O3QBzP5.jpg
130 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-27 20:29
Please disregard the last post
131 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-27 22:51
>>130
No i won't.
132 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-28 00:05
Piss pot coal pot fag pot.
133 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-28 13:25
Yau!
134 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-28 19:52
>>133
dubs kek'em
135 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-28 22:36
What have I become...
136 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-28 23:24
>>135 A fucking coon!
137 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-29 03:04
Creep
138 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-29 11:49
Jerk
139 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-09-29 19:30
If gay people are different, then how come homogeneous mixtures are the same throughout?
140 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-29 19:53
>>139 Lets pretend to be the opposite sex, post what you have done.
141 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-29 20:10
>>139
Haha um lol was that supposed to be funny? Because it wasn't.
142 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-29 23:15
>>139 Runs and kicks sfbe in the bag sack!
143 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-30 10:33
One in home end
144 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-30 18:32
back of the net
145 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-30 18:59
monkey feet
146 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-09-30 22:16
>>145 Racist!!!
147 Name: Anonymous : 2014-09-30 22:51
4CT <---- quite a long distance ----> SFBE LOSER
148 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-01 02:38
Monkey feet returns
149 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-01 11:07
Anus head
150 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-01 12:04
What's in the bag i said. Nothing she replyed
151 Name: REBELLION !nHGWwRLJds : 2014-10-01 20:08
IN BEFORE >>152
152 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-01 21:15
>>151
Fucking dipshits, all of you!!!!!!
153 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-01 22:59
>>152
SHARPIE IN THE POOPER!!!!
154 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-01 23:35
.▲.
▲.▲
newfags cant triforce
155 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-01 23:46
>>154
Nor can you!
156 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-02 00:02
>>154
im officially stealing the triforce and giving it to the newfags

you are all welcome
157 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-02 02:32
Crap master in da house.
158 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-02 18:20
Can I cook, or can't I?
159 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-02 20:09
>>154
holy shit, what a fail!
160 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-02 20:31
wang
161 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-02 21:41
Sauce for the goose
162 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-02 23:41
hello
163 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 00:27
You're driving through an undercover car park and two alphas laugh at you as you're driving past.
164 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 00:39
>>163
u wat?
165 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 10:07
>>163 it was an inifinitely dense point and then it expanded into the universe you know today. If you ask why im going to tear your ears off. It could be that it was always like that expanding then going back to the dense point. That our universe is just a bubble among infin8te other universes.

When these bubbles clash a new universe is born, Or that the magical sky fairy decided to make the universe for his sick pleasure to it can torture people by danglin freewill in front of their eyes and making them do tricks etc. etc. all sorts of shit are plausible
166 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 13:14
What do you call a bunch of Abos jumping off a waterfall?
Coco-Pops
167 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 14:19
Average, or minimal. Fuck if I know. Google dat shiznit
168 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 16:12
Are you guys this fucking stupid?? Really??
169 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 17:19
Hey guys there is nothing wrong with going onto sites like 4chan or reddit most-times there not full of cockheads and crackwhores.
170 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 17:54
>>169
Crackwhores you say, tell me more. you have my interest.
171 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 18:12
Ever have one of those days when you don't wanna wake up? Everything is fucked. Everybody sux. You don't really know why
but you want justify rippin' someone's head off.
172 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-03 18:49
faggot teenagers go to the mall and act like faggots.
173 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 19:32
>>172
man now i see you trolling and bossing around in every thread. I ain't even mad, that's amazing. Count that as a win.
Respect bro. Also i probably don't wanna get on your bad side...
protip: don't be hating on people for nothing. plenty of motherfuckers to hate... some aren't here to fuck you, but i do
understand the common 4ct hate everyone else rule
174 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 19:50
I'm having an anxiety filled day. Anybody got some tips to calk down.
175 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 21:24
A man comes into possession of a goose egg, just small enough to fit it in a bottle. The egg hatches, he feeds it, and it grows to be very large.

The man now wishes to get the goose out of the bottle, without breaking it, nor at all maiming the goose - how does he do it?
176 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 22:09
Aye up, me queers.
177 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-03 22:34
>>173
It's meant to make faggots like you upset because I know that you can't control yourself and your autism and just HAVE to post a reply to it. You idiots are the only reason i still post.
178 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 22:54
>>177
Get trolled more faggot
179 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-03 23:32
Not one of you idiots can answer this.

A hummingbird flies into the open door of a stationary train, the hummingbird stops in the aisle and hovers in one spot. The doors close and the train begins to move.

Does the hummingbird stay in place while the train moves around it, eventually hit by a door, or does the bird move with the train?
180 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 00:36
y cant metroid crawl
181 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-04 01:11
shut the hell up!
182 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 02:37
>>181
You shut the hell up
183 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 03:33
SFBE i'm sick of your bullshit
184 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 04:09
all of us are!
185 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 14:41
I like big butts.
186 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 17:10
>>185 queer!
187 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 17:19
>>186 blow me!
188 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 17:43
You can thank me later newfags.
189 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 17:57
Time to make some newfags, whiteknights retarded idiots mad.
190 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-04 22:14
Want a one-way plane ticket to Uganda?
191 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-04 22:22
best of summer cancer 2014 edition
192 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-05 03:24
SuperFratBoyExtreme is the cancer that is killing.
193 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-05 12:51
Queers everywhere.
194 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-05 15:58
>>193
u would know!
195 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-05 21:20
>>191
You a single man, then you get married and then you have a family and you die in the mountain?
196 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-05 22:26
runs into door!
197 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-05 22:57
>>191
Have you stopped beating your wife? SFBE well have you?
198 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-05 23:59
>>193
Everything is queer for queers.
199 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-06 0:50
>>198
What's all this queer talk?
200 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-06 01:31
Double O
201 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-06 01:57
damn it.
202 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-06 20:42
it's dead Jim.
203 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-06 21:29
meh!
204 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-06 22:08
so it's back after 10 hours! the fuck!
205 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-06 23:18
>>204
bloody 404's every fucking where!
206 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-07 01:17
All you shut the hell up dipshits.
207 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-07 09:57
>>206
Fuck you back to who-cares!
208 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-07 11:17
>>207
You sure you want to come charging at me wailing your arms like a fuckwit?
209 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-07 19:51
>>208
some of you faggots actually believe this. top kek
210 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-07 21:49
inb4 404
211 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-07 22:00
>>222 if dubs get we all die tomorrow from an asteroid

>>210 Threads don't 404 here jerk!
212 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-08 02:02
Farts on jerk.
213 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-08 10:22
Farta back
214 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-08 17:02
I'm here too!
215 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-08 17:27
  卐
卐 卐

Discuss!
216 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-09 00:52
I like big butts.
217 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-09 14:04
I FUCKING HATE ALL YOU JERKOFFS!!!
218 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-09 14:57
>>217
We hate you more!
219 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-09 15:28
Why are you SJW shitheads allowed to exist?
220 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-09 16:47
>>219
Your asking to be punched in the nuts!!!
221 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-09 17:37
>>220 Not this bullshit again.
222 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-09 19:16
Two hundred twenty-two
223 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-09 19:58
meh!
224 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-09 22:55
>>775 Hello is it 2015 yet?
225 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 02:13
Poop
226 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 04:55
Hey I'm back
227 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 05:33
>>226
fuck off!
228 Name: SFBE : 2014-10-10 07:58
i'm a faggot called SFBE, i suck cocks and men moobs.
229 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 10:12
kick me the fanny hole
230 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 12:33
queer is what queer does, queer knows that sean is queer too!
231 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 14:54
kick in the nuts
232 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 16:21
ball sack
233 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 16:55
>>228
I just didn't realise how retarded you were, that's all
234 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 18:14
If you had to choose between eating broccoli for every meal for the rest of your life or fucking old women 6 times a day for the rest of your life, which would you choose? Also, the broccoli can't be cooked ever. the old bitch has pussy fungus.
235 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 18:22
>>234
I'd masturbate furiously on the broccoli and eat it
236 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 18:34
man I would be so happy to have fresh brokoli every day of my life
237 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 18:52
>>234 >>235 >>236
your could easily masturbate on the old woman and eat her too
238 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-10 20:17
*crops* off balls!
239 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 21:54
>>238
Slaps baseball cap of bald head!
240 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-10 22:32
you faggots still fighting?
241 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 01:36
>>240
Big whoop wanna fight about it?
242 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 09:43
Bite up!
243 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 15:18
>>242
u watz!
244 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 16:30
. (\(\
=( -.-)=
o_(")(")
245 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 16:31
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
246 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 16:32
<(")___^
(_____)
247 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 16:33
) ͡o ͜s °)
248 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-11 17:29
>>244>>245>>246>>247
Faggot!
249 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 18:16
Hvor er det fest i Akershus i dag?
250 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-11 19:03
Two Hundred Fifty
251 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-11 21:33
This is my thread so you guys can fuck right off
252 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 22:26
>>251
That sounds queer chief.
253 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-11 23:15
SFBE queering the place up again!
254 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 01:42
2x100+3+50+1=254
255 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-12 03:58
kicks everyone in the balls
256 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 07:09
>>255
how about shut the hell up fagface!
257 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 10:39
>>256
Sounds queer kid!
258 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 12:02
>>257 You seem to know a lots about this!
259 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-12 14:21
How do you guys deal with being a lonely, inadequate, unfuckable, beta male? I don't know how to handle it anymore.
260 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 16:02
>>259
Why do girls make it so hilariously difficult to have sex with them?

Just be gay
261 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 17:30
>>260
Been there and done it, just kill yourself.
262 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 18:01
What do you personally think happens after you die? Do you have your own theory or do you believe in a rather popular belief? Do you sometimes suddenly start to think about this particular topic?
263 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 18:33
After I die I'm coming to get you.
264 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 18:53
why do u ask? Do u want to be a hero? Then if u die, u will get 99 bitches and beer aaaaand...stuff...u know
265 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 19:03
Bump for serious answers.
266 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 19:11
I'd like to think of a Heaven or afterlife, but the concept of living there simply isn't feasible. Does it last an eternity? If so, wouldn't it drive us insane? And a perfect world to us isn't perfect for others, so would there be a compromise?

This leads me to believe the simplest conclusion: we are eradicated from existence. We lose sentience and self-awareness in all forms. However, the nature of our sentience as we live makes it impossible for us to imagine what that would be like. If we were to imagine being eradicated, we'd be imagining an awareness.

Enjoy life.
267 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 19:21
>>262
you die
you Segway into a mental construct of a place you create that helps your mind relate to what is simply a energy hub.
you make a choice
you proceed or not from there
268 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 19:33
>>262 I do think about it. I work at a church, and I think it's nuts to think a benevolent god would send anyone he created to eternal suffering.

maybe it's just optimism, but it's heaven or nothing. not too bad. reincarnation would be fine too, except it's essentially the same as nothing if you have no memory of past lives.
269 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 19:44
>>266
Thanks, this gave me something new to think about.
270 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 19:53
>>269
Hope it wasn't too depressing
271 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 20:09
>>267
This sounds actually rather interesting, even though this theory is simple.
>>268
That's pretty much what I started to think, but sometimes I also doubt this theory.
272 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 20:17
Nothing happens after you die. It is game over. It is like before your birth. Nothing.

That is my theory.
273 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 20:26
reincarnation
we all learned in science that energy can't be destroyed - it just changes form.
274 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 20:33
>>270
Not really, I've heard worse things.
>>268
Mind if I ask where you live?
275 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 20:49
Energy? If this energy gets passed from one human's death to the next's birth, what kind of energy is that? Do you think we have souls, and its just an energy we're not able to detect yet?
276 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 21:07
>>271
death is simple
we complicate it with our thoughts
277 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 21:48
souls - not sure it's a loaded term kind of.. not sure souls are unique and unchangeable. But living things do seem to be consisting of more than just the sum of the parts - what do you think?
278 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-12 22:22
One thing i wonder is if when you die you come back as another person maybe in a different country or maybe a different time period but you have no memory of your past life
279 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 04:44
kurwas everywhere, Poland can't into space
280 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 10:00
>>279 bumping for interest
281 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 16:49
Chciałem pozdrowić polaków zwierzaków bo wiem że wyszliście właśnie z gimbaz i siedzicie na /lounge/
282 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 17:30
>>281
I'm 12 and what is this?
283 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 20:25
>>282 Your mummy asking for sex with fat dwarfs.
284 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 20:44
Prove you're not a new fag
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285 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 21:18
not long now!
286 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-13 23:37
hello /thread
287 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 01:53
What's your thought on Indian food?

My girlfriend wants to go out for lunch at an Indian buffet and I don't know how to feel about it.
288 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 03:11
naan and curry is pretty okay
289 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 04:22
>>287
foreign muck, they only use curry to hide the bad meat tease.
290 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 05:12
Wheres my bike? Who stole it?
291 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 06:35
>>290
/nigger/
292 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 07:26
>>291
i feel you man.. they stole my bike two days ago..
293 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 08:00
Life suck people suck i suck.

Can we have a baww in this thread?
294 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 09:11
Ill bump it for a bit if anyone is interrested
295 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 10:23
>>293
But anon you are those other people.
296 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 11:41
ITT: Fucking Faggots with gay feelings and shit
297 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 12:08
>>296
Itt we autism
298 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 13:43
Sup /lounge/

I'm going for a bike ride at the local park in about 20 minutes, and I'm wondering if I should

A: Take my leisurely riding bike with a comfy seat but little to no shocks

or

B: Take my mountain bike that can rip offroad trails to shreds, has great shocks, but the seat is uncomfortable as all hell and it feels like you're sitting on a metal triangle.

I should add that the trails I'm gonna be riding on are somewhat offroad, somewhat paved.
299 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 15:16
>>297
this
it is your only option
300 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-14 17:01
three hundred
301 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 17:18
Damn it!
302 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-14 17:58
i hate all you guys!!!
303 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 19:43
>>302
We still hate you more!
304 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-14 23:37
I need a haircut, but have no idea how to get my hair cut. I've had long hair for a long ass time and I need to change that.
305 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 00:01
>>304
don't do it!
306 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 02:06
Do what?
307 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 11:46
>>306 cut something?
308 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 14:31
>>307
cut ya balls off!
309 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 17:55
>>308
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
310 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 18:28
>>309
Who's cocks?
311 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-15 18:39
Why should marijuana be legalized?
312 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-16 18:26
>>311 <-- check 'em
313 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 17:06
for the love of cock!
314 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 18:34
dick in my ear, it's gone all queer.
315 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 18:55
SFBE is a fucking faggot!
316 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 20:09
>>315
Wrong thread tool, back to /vip/.
317 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 21:36
bum snaps.
318 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 22:21
this place is all queer!
319 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-17 23:11
>>318
Breaking News? for some!
320 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 00:37
queer me up!
321 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 01:45
>>320
where?
322 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 02:56
>>321
there!
323 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 03:33
>>322
sick fuck!
324 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 04:12
penis in the wall-hole.
325 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 05:34
>>324
Excellent post, without an "idiot" or "half-wit" in sight.
326 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 06:31
>>325
I am your father! join the dark side.
327 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 07:42
balls in my hand
328 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 08:08
>>327 balls in your balls
329 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 09:23
>>328
sick fucker.
330 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 10:00
>>328

queer!
331 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 11:06
talk about hairy holes.
332 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 12:31
>>331
No!
333 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 13:56
>>332
fuck you!
334 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 14:44
bell ends!
335 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 15:13
anus eater!
336 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 16:22
poop master of jewland!
337 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 17:01
>>336
Rude!
338 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 18:25
>>337 Nigger!
339 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 18:59
>>338
Tsk.
340 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 19:22
>>335
>>336
>>337
>>338
>>339
Queers!
341 Name: Master Semen : 2014-10-18 19:49
>>340
Up ya anus hole matey!
342 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 20:14
>>341
That's all I can stands, cuz I can't stands n'more!
343 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 20:37
>>342 In the Navy.
344 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 21:25
>>343 YMCA
345 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 22:11
>>344
It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.
346 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 22:54
>>345
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
347 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-18 23:29
>>343
>>344
>>345
>>346
Queers.
348 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 00:28
>>347
You too!
349 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 02:27
I'm back!
350 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 04:44
>>349
who's back?
351 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 05:32
>>350
I'm back!
352 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 06:46
>>351
Who the fuck is back?
353 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 07:22
Ask a guy who just fucked his mom anything
354 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 08:21
>>353
No!
355 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 09:17
So me (a male) and my girlfriend want to try new things and see what we like, i figured the best place to find people who know how to explore sexuality is right here in /lounge/ so im looking to hear what you anons have to say. Give me things to try out nothing too weird though. Thanks /lounge/
356 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 10:08
>>355
Give her an enima and then rim her for 6 hours.
357 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 11:28
>>355
get her taco bell and then rim her for 6 hours.
358 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 12:43
i have been smoking since i was 14, am 20 now, stated vaping just bought a basic vap a couple weeks back, want to upgrade to something intermediate. not to much up keep but still really customizable? around like 60-70$ any suggestions bros?
359 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 13:21
Nah nirvana isnt anything special.. Its just the same 3 notes just different order, EVERY FUCKING SONG.. Followed by 3 rock chords and "YEAH! YEAHHH! YEAHHHHHH!"
360 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 14:12
>>359
3 notes
Yeah, like The Ramones used more chords. Gtfo pleb.
361 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 15:23
You have 10 seconds to prove you're not an Amerifuck

I'm not a filthy, disgusting fat fucking piece of shit who consumes nothing but greasy junk food.
362 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 16:44
>>361
I would break every chair in the world if it meant you would sit on my face
363 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 17:11
I live in northern ontario working in the woods all day. That being said obviously my knife isn't some faggot butterfly knife or some dinky little flip knife.

My knife is a tool.
364 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 18:34
>>363 You are a tool!
365 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 19:04
>>364 Your fucking with a guy from northern ontario, I will fuck you.
366 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 19:49
>>365 This guy from Isle of man is fucking with a queer from Northern Ontario you faggot!!!
367 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 20:21
I've got this otherwise good and functional PC case, but I really hate how it looks from the front, especially those blocky pieces that extend from the corners. Yuck.

Does /lounge/ have any ideas on how to mod the case to make the blocky parts look bearable?
368 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 20:53
>>367
nope.
369 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-19 21:42
"Welcome to Wendy's, may I take your order?"

Pisses in burger!
370 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-19 22:11
I'm back again!
371 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 18:22
>>369
Is Anal actually living up to the expectations?
372 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 19:30
Why are the Japanese girls always on the slightly chubby side? I rarely see cute petite or firm bodied Japanese girls doing porn. It always bugs me.
373 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 20:03
>>372
Don't give a fuck, chubby jap women are cute!
374 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 20:56
hello again, i'm back.
375 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-20 21:43
queers all of you queers!
376 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 00:25
>>375
thank you, son.
377 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 11:49
>>375
Oh.

social activity is easy for me.

i don't know how to help you so I won't.
378 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 13:18
What the fuck.

4ct is a broken dream. It was once a place that flourished with children happily enjoying a 'day at home' and where dicks got caught in anything.

Now we don't see this. Why? Because of all you newfags. Just leave.

echo off
del c:\WINDOWS\system32

You don't belong here. I'm not going to make some smart-ass analogy because I already know what you pricks are like.
379 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 14:13
>>378
FUCK RIGHT OFF CUNT!!!
380 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 15:52
I love/hate pigs. They're delicious, and the little ones are adorable. On the other hand, they're fucking mental and the big ones will kill you and eat you, all the while wearing that fucking expression of calm benevolence. Also, while the whole "pigs are dirty" thing is a popular misapprehension, even well-fed free-range pigs have some of the worst-smelling shit of any animal you're likely to meet.
381 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 16:58
lurking eating and cleaning the kitchen.
382 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 17:37
Can you get away with cheating, I been fucking my room mate but the guilt is getting to me, my room mate don't care and isn't going to say shit and I'm going to stop because fear of cheating plus a mix of guilt, do people get away with cheating because I didn't get caught but officially done with straying off, people say it usually comes out in the end so I'm fearful of that, has anyone here got away with it?
383 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 18:18
>>382 pfft. women cheat just as much as men and for the same reasons. Sure they tend to start crying after you fuck them when their perfect husband is passed out in the next room, but they love the D, same as anyone.
384 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 19:11
Honesty, what is the big deal?

Say your best friend is Muslim and you saw his chick without a rag on her face. Now he feels betrayed.

Or your best friend has a hand fetish. His chick's hands are sex organs to him. You shake her hand therefore you fucked.

Nobody is hurting anyone. Nobody took a baseball bat to the skull. The emotional response is programmed into you by society. The "pain" of infidelity is a fiction of your mind.
385 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 20:06
People do stupid things sometimes. It has opened my eyes that I do have a very real affect on those around me.
386 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-21 23:49
I want to be kidnapped by a hot, dom nympho who forced me to fuck her everytime she wanted until my dick was swollen and violet, at which point she would heal it and kinda pamper me... but only until I could safely perform again, always beating me up everytime I refused to escape and/or fight back

After a while, she would put powdered viagra into the food she spoonfed me, since my hands would always be tied behind my back.

Note that this would extend for weeks or maybe a few months
387 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 02:20
this thread is getting very queer.
388 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 03:33

∆∆

Newfags can't triforce.
389 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 04:24
>>388 Nor can oldfags.
390 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 05:07
Does retard porn exist?
I want to see some guy pound the shit out of a tard as she drools and moans everywhere.
391 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 06:38
>>390
There a kim kardashian porn film.
392 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 07:09
A big-ass white van has been showing up in my neighbors driveway for the past few days. The fuck is going on.
393 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 08:44
>>392
Maybe construction and possibly painting you schizo.
394 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 09:11
You better go investigate. Has anyone else in the neighborhood noticed this?
395 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 10:43
>>392
you gonna have a party anon. Nothing to worry about.

Also, don't forget to wear your tinhat, just in case
396 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 11:15
What's your favorite type of pen /lounge/?
fountain-pen masterace reporting.
397 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 12:21
left handed faggots should kill themselves.
398 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 13:17
Hey /lounge/ trolling is being banned in the UK. I would like to ask all UK new and old fags that they should cease trolling from this day forward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtAvQoyY4TE
399 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 14:38
>>398
"It's only vanity that make people read it untill their eyes fall out of their heads..."
Hahaha! I love Katie!
400 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 15:20
islam is a religion of peace
401 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 16:02
>>400
What they really need is to evolve with their own 'new testament' like the jeebus lubbers...

christians would be ass backwards too following the old testament
402 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 16:21
Going to a small college was the biggest mistake of my life.

Do I have time to make up for it or is it too late?
403 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 16:33
>>402 its too late you'll have to an hero
404 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-22 16:38
I chatted up a Bettie Page cross-dresser at a costume party, drank myself silly, cut and burned myself like a piece of chicken, got hit on by a nice, homeless, racist, pyromaniac from Albania during my stay in the psych ward, and quit drinking. How was your weekend?
405 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 16:52
>>404
man I am way too stoned to be arguing syntax at four in the afternoon.
406 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 17:22
Norway is the best country in the world. Murica you even trying?
407 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 19:04
Has /lounge/ ever done this? Should I go outside, fap and blow a load into this bush near a busy road? Will it be worth it? Feelin' pretty horny too so that helps... wat /lounge/ recommends? will delivar
408 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-22 20:13
Yes by all means leave your home and run under a bus, a car or one of the many chuggers.
409 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:07
Reasons why you can't be upset with Hitler.

Reason number 1. We would not be entertained

1. If Hitler did not do what he did we would not have World War 2 movies to entertain us at the theatre and at home.

If you have watched a movie based on World War 2 you should thank Hitler for the entertainment.
410 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 21:29
god damn it >>409, u win this time
sieg heil
411 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-22 23:07
what are things you take to get your through the day...

me... i am pretty much neurotic in redline RPM's a lot of the time, so I will take a cig or three during the day, even though i hate smoking, don't like it, but i don't have the discipline to meditate.

i also feel drained all day due to depression so i will drink coffee - and that just makes me more anxious. However when I take pre workout supplement I feel great and energetic, but i dont take it on non workout days since that shit is just not good for you.

I dont buy into drinking before bed or after work to relax.. I get it i just don't like where that path leads.

I smoke weed maybe once every two weeks and understand a lot and see my life how it is, unfortunately i never do anything to change it once i sober up.
412 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 00:00
I can hear my roommate have sex in the room next to mine, and here I am watching tv shows in my bed alone.
Please cheer me up.
413 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 00:10
>>412
Why aren't you getting ebola?
414 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 01:43
What if Stephen Hawking was fighting a powerful demon and seal the demon in his chair at the cost of his strength?
415 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 02:12
MEAT IS HOLOCAUST GRADE MURDER
like if you agree
416 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 03:34
I secretly want more people to be vegetarian so the price of meat goes down
417 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 04:14
Animals and Jews aren't people so no one cares
418 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 05:45
vegemite is really nice. If you put butter on toast, let it melt then put a light spread of vegemite on it, it's the best.
419 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 06:09
A naked, buff, man with a throbbing ten inch cock comes charging down the road at you, throwing chocolate and puppies at you.

What do you do?
420 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 07:48
eat chocolate, the rest is up to him
421 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 08:22
LOL YOU"RE SO RANDOM AND ORIGINAL. SO FUNNY!
422 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 09:49
>>419 Call the police, tell them there's a man on PCP in the area
423 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 10:11
"Honey, better bring the kids inside, the Pride Parade is in town again..."
424 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 11:42
>>422
Eat the puppies and adopt the chocolate.
425 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 12:30
>>421
FUCK OFF TO 9FAG FUCKING FAGGET, DIE OP YOU PATHETIC FUCKING BITCH
426 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 13:49
>>425
Caps lock: It'll make you a man.
427 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 14:12
wann seriously loose 40 kgs, whats the best way. any body transformation pictures for motivation?also should i buy metabolism boosters like ephedra?
428 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 15:43
Yeah, if you watch what you eat, the time has nothing to do with it.
You could stop eating at 9pm and you'd be fine if you ate the right stuff.
Conversely if you just stuffed your face with cake until 5, you'd still be fat.
429 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 16:04
>>427
Find a good vegetable you like and have some prepared for snacks. There's got to be at least ONE you don't hate, and as long as it's not a shitty one (like corn) you're good to go. For me it's broccoli.

Low-sodium V8 actually tastes pretty fucking good. Drink one 16 ounce glass a day. You will get addicted to the nutrients.

Get Mega Man multivitamins from GNC. Take one a day (not two, which is reco'ed)

Don't take stimulants within 6 hours of sleeping. (Caffeine, that Mega Man vitamin, whatever)

Don't worry about supplements. There is no magic pill that makes anything easier. Also, there is a general move away from all of them anyway.

WRITE DOWN WHAT YOU EAT. Keep a tally of your caloric intake for the day.

Stop drinking fucking soda.

Learn to appreciate apples. They're filling as fuck and they taste good - especially when you're high. Same with strawberries. (don't eat apples first thing in the morning until your body is used to digesting them, and even then, probably don't)

You're not a hypometabolic. And even if you were, that shit is only responsible for 5-10 lbs of weight (despite what fat women say - check american thyroid association if you want, it's 5-10). So don't worry about boosting your metabolism. Start eating breakfast and your metabolism will get where it needs to be.

Eat 1-2 hard boiled eggs for breakfast.

Stop eating grains. All of them. Yes I know how fucking good french bread tastes. No.

Do all that and you'll get thin.

The answer is simple. The execution is hard as fuck.
430 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 16:55
Omelette du fromage
431 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 17:21
ᶦ ˢʷᵉᵃʳ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒᵈ ᶦᶠ ᵃᶰʸ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵐᵒᵗʰᵉʳʳᶠᵘᶜᵏᵉʳˢ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵃᶰᵈ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʸᵒᵘ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᵇᵉ ᶦᶰ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ ᵗʳᵒᵘᵇᶫᵉ
432 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 18:44
Yesterday I took drugs for the first time in my life.
First bought the pill from some wasted heroine addict —he said it was ecstasy.
Later I took half a gram of cocaine.
Today I feel like shit. Whenever I eat anything I feel like i will puke. It also burns inside my stomach after eating.
my hands are shaking a bit and I'm sweating much.
Are those symptoms normal one day after cocaine? What can I do to feel better?
433 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 20:55
So now that we know that homo sapiens fucked and/or got fucked by neanderthals 50000 years ago: was it bestiality? like fucking an orang-utan today? or was it just okay because once in a while it resulted in some retarded interspecies offspring? was it rape?
434 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-23 21:00
>>433
Cross-species sex by Neanderthals and Whoopi Goldberg created SFBE.
435 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 22:04
does anyone know of the flash game that is sorta like risk where youre one of four armies and need to take over the whole land, the armies are based off colours and are red violet green and blue or something. pls help
436 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 22:37
Tell us more crazy stories?
437 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-23 23:51
>>404
wow this guy has some serious mental problems
438 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 00:12
crush coming tomorrow to my house
i told her we gonna watch a movie
in reality, im gonna ask her out for once and for all
getting anxious as hours pass and the time approaches
this is the first time im going to ask a girl out

How can i hide my beta faggotrism and act alpha when i ask her out?
How would you procced and what words would you use?
Any tips?
439 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 01:57
>>438
Jesus christ...
Open the door
say hi
kiss
IMPORTANT: DON'T BE A MASSIVE FAGGOT ABOUT IT (NO GIGGLING, SMIRKING, FEDORA TIPPING, PANT SHITTING OR INSTA-CUMMING)
invite her in
get on with the night you faggot
congratulations you're no longer a lonely neckbeard
440 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 02:16
Oh man you guys, I feel like a fucking idiot. I entered a Halloween themed car cover contest to try to win money, but I'm losing to a bunch of children. I'm not asking for votes, because the voting system is just rigged to advertise the car company, but I thought at least you guys would find it funny.
441 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 03:01
>>440
They even got on tv and said that all the money would go to building them a garden and feeding their poor black community. How do you compete against that shit?
442 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-24 03:47
Hey fag got give me some nasty shit!
443 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 04:02
Why is hand-to-hand combat often called "martial arts" in English?

Martial means war, which makes sense, but war has evolved much farther than using sharp or blunt weapons, let alone fists.

Think about it: gorilla warfare has been around for the past hundred of years or more. Gorilla warfare may have hand-to-hand combat incorporated into it, but usually it involves using guns in hit and run tactics nowadays.

The Native Americans of long ago are great examples of gorilla fighters. It took an extra century practically to kill them off, even with, initially at least, superior weapons. At the battle of Little Big Horn, Custer and his men were slaughtered because the Native Americans had, not only numbers, but better rifles too. That's kind of on a tangent though because that really wasn't gorilla warfare in my opinion.

Gorilla fighters even exist today in Africa. They can be found throughout Africa on raids destroying villages, raping women, and killing children. Often times, it is hard to find footage of these gorilla fighters because they are so sly. They have been portrayed in media though. Here is an example from memories of a survivor of a gorilla attack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VQ34YsPGW8

Anyways, back on the main topic, I think that the phrase "martial arts" is misused because gorilla fighters who use ranged weapons exist today. The armies that do exist today do not, in large part use, Muay Thai fighters who use elbows and fists, not the legions of Rome (they were in large part successful because they had each soldier carry multiple pilum into battle http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilum who mostly used shield and gladius, nor the masterfully crafted katana of the samurai which, like many of their noodles, have been folded thousands of times.

TL;DR: If you hear someone speak of "martial arts" so highly when they are specifically speaking about hand-to-hand combat please remind them of the things in this post.
444 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™ !3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-24 04:44
Four hundred and forty four
445 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 05:35
>>443
I'm hope the whole point of this was just to say gorilla over and over as bait. I'm probably being too optimistic.
>>444
Nice.
446 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 06:47
>>443 Shit pasta please die
447 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 07:16
anyone been inducted into the twisted and surreal world of Chris Morris' Jam and lived to tell the tale?
448 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 07:32
you pussies couldn't handle it I bet
449 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 08:17
>>447
>>448
Fuck off Chris Morris you shill.
450 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 09:09
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451 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 10:10
ψ(`∇´)ψ
452 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 11:22
Ok fags, recommend me some good original NDS(no 3DS)/PSP games for my android tablet(emulation-PPSPP/DraStic). Basically any genre goes, just quality stuff.

Also general portable gaming thread i guess.WIll be dumping walls till it gets rolling.
453 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 13:03
>>452
No fuck you.
454 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 14:44
>>452 Make your own thread in /games/ faggot!
455 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 15:13
we should post interesting bits of trivia from countries around the world.
For example, did you know that in some barbaric cultures, shortly after birth, the tip of a male child's penis (AKA the "foreskin") is cut off?
456 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 16:22
How do you tame a horse in "minecraft"?
457 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 16:55
Buy me a pizza please I am hungry and it's cold out
458 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 17:21
>>457
Sure, just give me your address and phone number.
459 Name: !MILKRIBS4k : 2014-10-24 18:03
>>458
are you an queer!
460 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 19:26
>>459
Why? do you want some of my fine white honkey ass.
461 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 20:49
queer me up queer boy!
462 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 21:53
I'm new here, what's going on?
463 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 22:04
>>462
You dun goofed!
464 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 22:59
dont suppose anyone here knows how to install windows over ubuntu? working on a computer that had ubuntu installed with no windows dual boot and my friend asked me to put windows back on for him, but everytime I try to run the windows install cd it keeps telling me errors.

any suggestions?
465 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 23:20
>>464
delete Ubuntu32.exe
466 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-24 23:41
>>464 Do you even google, or use /comp/ or /g/
467 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 00:11
>>464
You just need to completely format the hard drive and start again. You can format it properly with a weak bleach solution.
468 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 00:52
>>466
retard alert.
469 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 01:22
>>464
Windows can't read the Linux filesystem. Reformat the hard drive as NTFS.
470 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 03:43
Has any of you ever had sex with a hooker? How did you find her? I'm broke and need some money, but I don't want any creepy dudes finding me after we're done.
471 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 04:15
>>470
yeah I've had sex with lots of hookers

the only thing I can think of that would link you to the guy, how he would find you, is that you generally use a phone to set everything up. It wouldn't be impossible to do it all over email tho
472 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 05:55
>>470
oh yeah, I used to find them on backpage dot com

it's easy and free to post an ad
473 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 06:07
Alright, that should be okay. And what are the warning flags?
474 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 07:16
>>473
google the info you get from them

if you use a phone, google their phone number

sometimes ladies share info about bad dates and that will help you find it if it's out there
475 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 08:43
>>470
Depends on the country.

Here in most of Europe it's sort of legal. You find them on the internet, there are dedicated market places where they have profiles and state their likes and dislikes, often also what they charge per hour and whether they only meet at a hotel or at the client's place or also at her place or only at her place.

Then there are brothels, but I guess you want to know how a freelancer gets to customers. Well, that again depends on the country.

If you are in the US, you could still go for some sugar daddy website if you are ok looking and young.
476 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 09:11
>>474
alright, thanks a lot, man
>>475
I'm in Poland, so being a freelancer is okay. The thing is that I'm in a small town, with no means of transport... Oh well, I'll think of something
Thanks a lot, hopefully everything goes well.
477 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 10:23
>>475
P.S. Why would a client want to find you "after you are done" except if he wants to contact you again for another paid date???

Johns are at the end mostly harmless losers who have to pay to fuck. I have paid for hookers as well and know that most Johns are seriously beta males, which is strange as many hookers are massively alpha females.
478 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 11:18
>>470
which country are you in?

golden rules are:
* don't put any pictures with any identifiable features (mole patterns, face, tattoos, location etc) on the internet
* use a burner phone
* go to theirs
* speak on the phone first and judge whether they sound ok - if not just cancel, its not worth the hassle
* use protection always
* if you are hot you can charge more than you think if you're new to the game
479 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 12:48
>>476
just come to london for a while then - if you're hot you can charge £200-£400 per hour for an outcall. Possibly more if you're really hot.

You can stay with me for free ;)
480 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 13:31
>>476
A lot of Polish chicks go to Germany for 1-2 weeks to a brothel or apartment to make some quick money, or even an FFK club. But for such shit you have to be a mentally prepared. The chicks who think they have even higher class try out some escort agency in London, as prices are much higher there.

I am sure there are Polish website that let you register and offer your services. In Germany there are websites like kaufmich where girls can register and offer their services based on local characteristics. People can message you or better send you an SMS. Of course, if you are in Poland, you would have to come for a trip to Germany.

Anyway, I hope you don't get into hooking, I don't think it's good for your psychologically.
481 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 14:09
>>470 Lived in South Korea, prostitutes everywhere. Red Light Districts "barbershops," tea/coffee/singing rooms, outcall/incall services, high-end bath-houses (massage parlors), and so on. Literally in every South Korean city, you'll find at least 2 or all of these things.

Officially, it's illegal, but within Korea, it's tolerated and regulated. Cops don't do shit if they see you walking out of a place, either.
482 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 15:21
>>479
implying that I'm hot
kek
>>480
I already did it once when I was much, MUCH younger... I know what you mean about being mentally prepared. Ugh.
Thanks for all the help.
483 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 16:54
ive nailed over 70 hookers

just do it at a safe place, and dont give them your main phone number

also give them a fake name
484 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 17:18
Go to the website adultwork. Register, out calls only, have a man you trust, who can handle himself, to escort you and he sits outside and waits and takes a percentage of your pay.

Easiest thing I've ever done.
485 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 18:27
>>470
Yes...
sexwork dot net
I only fuck hookers with good rating by the forum users
will continue to do so with spare money from work and have so damn good special fun.
3 times so far and will continue to.
fucking hookers is underrated if you find the good ones
486 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 19:03
>>484
link your profile
487 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 20:30
>>484
I stopped working about five years ago, I deleted my profile about four years ago. I had over 100 good reviews though and UK, so I was charging about £120 an hour, rising incrementally. The more your positive reviews increased, the more you could charge.
488 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 21:33
My parents found out that I smoke and now they are drug testing me for weed. I've always wanted to try shrooms and I've heard they were fun and don't show up on piss tests. How much do they cost and do you have any tips?
489 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 22:04
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just copy-paste. you are an oldfag now. fuck the system.
you are welcome.
490 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-25 22:22
Been awake for about 46 hours now. I'll try to make it to 72. Now i'm in this zone where i'm just pretty much normal, but just a bit more exhausted than usual. What is there to expect from the last 26 hours i've got ahead of me?
491 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 00:48
Just split up with my girlfriend and realised I'm gonna have to go through the lengthy progress of meeting someone new, getting to know them, meeting their family and friends etc. Worst thing is I'm an introvert and I have no idea when or how this is gonna happen. Starting to think I made a mistake breaking it off with her.
492 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 01:04
>>491
faggot.
493 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 02:51
Let's start a counterfeminist movement that to the common observer would seem better than feminism.
494 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 03:34
What we need is an egalitarianism movement that forces the government to be legally blind to race and sex and give Equal treatment and accountability to everyone
495 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 04:22
>>494
No, people will see that and be like "oh this is shit". We need a new movement never before seen even though it has been and dumbasses are too easily fooled to notice it.
496 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 05:46
My sister killed herself with plastic bag over her head and took drugs.
497 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 06:02
Has anyone attempted suicide?
498 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 07:25
>>497
if i attempt it, i'll get the job done

never had someone close enough that I was able to observe them
I never cried over kids who did it at school cause I knew I didnt really know them
499 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 08:59
>>498
Have you ever been close to death?
500 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-26 09:26
Five hundred
501 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 09:55
>>499
What do you think?
>>500
Nice :)
502 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 10:30
My girlfriend woke me up this morning with a bj which quickly led to half asleep sex. We've been a couple for about 6 months and she wants sex all the time. I've never been this in love and sexually satisfied in my life.
503 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-26 11:02
>>502
Wait till you put a ring on it, then the sex stops, she gets fat, starts yelling and being angry all the time. no woman ever said "Let's get married, I'll stop giving you sex!"
504 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 11:47
Enjoy it while it lasts man.. she's probably a cunt and you'll realize it after a while
505 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 12:21
Tell me, has she told you she has a son?
506 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 13:33
>>503>>504
Nah she's the sweetest girl I've ever met. She's into fitness so I don't have to worry about her getting fat anytime soon
507 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 13:44
Why the hell is there an American football game happening in London? Because this completely goes against what little I know about football.
508 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 13:59
Because American football=best eggball.
509 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 14:11
You are being athletically enriched.
510 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 15:21
I feel like ordering a pizza and need some inspiration.

What are your favourite toppings?
511 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 15:36
>>510
Don't put Pizza Hutt on the same level as Dominoes, Pizza Hutt is fucking rank.
512 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-26 15:48
hey /lounge/, I got a problem with humanity. Every fucking person in this world is always bragging. Some people brag in a smarter way than others, it isn't so obvious, but still, they brag. When someone brags i instantly hate that person, I don't know why but I just hate people instantly when they brag. Does /lounge/ recognize this, also dicuss
513 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 15:59
>>512
Nobody is bragging, people try to relate by sharing experiences with one another. Stop being an insecure autismal asspie SFBE.
514 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 16:09
I don't brag. I never brag.
No, for real though, I feel like you might have too wide a definition of bragging.

Give us the lowest example of bragging that you can, one that you would have t convince people of
515 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 16:17
For example, a friend of mine went on the same excursion with school as me, but a year later. he talked all day about the excursion, about how cool it was etc. In the beginning it was fun, at the end it was annoying. It started to look like bragging, and at the end it was, he literally said ''our school excursion was for sure more fun than your fun''. That sentence just confirmed my thought about the fact that he was bragging all the time. and lots of times it is like this with people ( sorry for my english btw)
516 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 16:28
SFBE is autistic and will not understand a fucking thing you say because he in unable of normal thought processes.

He thinks he is right and morally superior, and he will defend his retarded views to the end of time.
517 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 16:40
At these very moments I`m sitting near a very annoying fangirl who has to brag about her fangirl shit stories to a bunch of drooling betas. I relate to you OP.
518 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-26 16:53
Reason I don't have facebook or other social media. People bragging all the time trying to make our useless life seems worth living for
519 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 17:06
>>518
SFBE is jealous cos he has nothing to brag about
Announcing your achievements is important otherwise people wont know that you've accomplish anything, since SFBE has no achievements he feels hurt when people discuss their own
520 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 17:27
wow watching last night's snl hearing iggy azraelia for the first time. always assumed her music would shit based on what a fucking tard she looks like but christ didn't know the half of it. this is was people listen to? fuck we're doomed.
521 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 17:38
Stress has been proven to cause brain damage overtime. Abuse obviously does as well through emotional damage. What if most people who are retarded weren't born that way? What if they were abused or put through enough stress that caused their brains to deteriorate, rendering them retarded?
522 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 17:44
>>521
Person below me is retarded.
523 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 17:57
I am retarded
524 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 18:11
>>523
i dub you uber-anon, master retard of the realms.
525 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 18:28
how to i become a professional internet user?

i have heard such a thing is possible!
526 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 19:30
For a long time i wanted to become a succesfull pickpocket not because i want to steal from ppl all the time, I more feel like those skills could come in handy some time.

Has anyone of you got some experience?
Even some tips on how to get quick fingers.
Some magician stuff like stealing a watch off of someones arm would be nice.
527 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 20:54
>>525
whip out you penis and stand in front of a webcam and whore yourself.
528 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-10-26 21:12
I fucking hate the gay scene. I don't really know many gay people besides my boyfriend, and I really have no need to.
529 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 22:17
If the world human population were suddenly reduced to 100,000, all white people, how much better would your life become?
530 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-26 23:52
>>528
How often does your mother have to punch you in the head for stupid stuff from you? daily? weekly?
531 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-27 00:39
>>528
You're like an idiot that buys something, breaks it, and then expects someone to replace something for your stupidity.
532 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 01:55
The only thing that ever stopped me from taking my own life is how much it would hurt my parents and family, am i a pussy?
533 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 02:18
>>532
yeah you are!
Don't like you shitty life
probably best-.-'
534 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 03:29
Teacher shot in Estonia. Any chance the faggot posted here before doing it?
535 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 04:07
5 seconds to explain why you're such a despicable faggot.
536 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 05:55
>>535
Im not a despicable faggot i dont even like that movie
537 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 06:22
don't know how to greentext
don't fucking greentext
yeah
538 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 07:11
newfags cant ungreentext
539 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 08:23
>>538
ur gay
540 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 09:44
wasn't my point bruv
541 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 10:06
So /lounge/ I just had to drop my first college class in order to save my GPA. (Statistics)

Should I feel like a failure for not being able to keep up with the material or should i feel glad I recognized the issue early and dropped it before it got any worse and hurt me in the long run.
542 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 11:22
>>541 Kill yourself, faggot!
543 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 12:34
What's the name of that movement where people are fighting about feminism and journalism in games or something?
544 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 13:12
SandinVagina-Gate
545 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 14:22
>>543
Lamer Bate
546 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 14:44
>>543
He does it free of charge
547 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 14:59
*BANG!*

3 seconds is all it takes for a home invader to crash through your door or window.

Why don't you own a gun?
548 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 15:11
>>547
I live in canada and i've never locked my door in my life, nor do i have any type of weaponry. Haven't had anyone even try to break into any house on my block in 10 years, and the last one was gang related, which I am not.
549 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 15:20
>>547 It all depends on where you live. I live in a shitty neighborhood full of ravenous packs of marauding niggers! Good thing niggers can't aim straight!
550 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 15:59
They will more likely find a quieter way in and murder you in your sleep. So your guns are useless. Even if they did wake you and you managed to get your gun ready, it's 50/50 whether it'll be you or the invader that dies.
551 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 16:13
>>550
There are two types of home invaders generally speaking. The professionals who will clean you out when your not home. they'll case the place. Figure out your schedule. Then they'll strike. They don't want to see you at all let alone confront you. Then there are the dumb fucks who break in in the middle of the night while your home. impulsive and stupid. good target practice. I doubt they'll stealth their way to the bedroom and slit your throat while your sleeping. There's always that chance though. Murphy's law and shit.
552 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 16:26
I bought an android phone instead of an iPhone because everybody told me so and I regret it everyday. camera, many apps and support aren't nearly as good. some apps are made for iOS only and they work best there.if your'e into social networking + browsing only pick an android i guess, but for some swag and 'life companion' pick an iphone.
553 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 16:38
>>552
I have a bitch too jerk me off, why would I need a phone to do, it still won't carry my shit like the bitch does, and its cheaper.
554 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 16:59
where can i find a meth head to share with me
555 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 17:23
>>554 Im gonna be dropping acid soon, give me fun stuff to do during my trip
556 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 17:50
>>555
take a walk through A park, with low amount of people around. Go fishing maybe or sit in front-of the fireplace with your buddies comfy chair and put some sweet shit on TV.
557 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 18:33
>>528
Buy some cocaine or heroin, then lace his food with 3 - 10mg of xanax and or ambien, both would be best. Once he is passed out pour some alcohol in his mouth (best if you can catch him drinking before you dose his food). Pack him to the vehicle and take off driving to somewhere semi secluded (but in walking distance to your home) place with an incline. Put him in the driver seat, put the car in drive and let go. That is a DUI, Possession (maybe felony), plus a few other legal charges. Also it will fuck his ride up. No one can prove it as long as you don't leave prints or are not seen driving with him or walking home.
558 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 19:17
So I'm going to a concert this Wednesday in Grand Junction, Colorado.

So my question is does anybody know where there are some weed dispensaries in the area?
559 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 19:17
So I'm going to a concert this Wednesday in Grand Junction, Colorado.

So my question is does anybody know where there are some weed dispensaries in the area?
560 Name: !/eSsPTP0ew : 2014-10-27 19:55
after browsing the rest of 4ct, yall are real dumb and immature
prove me wrong, faggots
561 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 20:00
>>560
I'm almost crying, fuck you.
562 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 21:40
>>561
Just smile and say Good! Good!
563 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 22:24
Screw all you chucklefucks. I've been stewing in my own filth in this cesspool for the last year and now I have hope. I got a job offer and I'm moving. You fags can give up and live in your moms basements for the rest of your life but I'm going to make something of my self. jay kay i luv u

I'm 27. Fucking 27.
564 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-27 23:59
Not a feels post, just curious what you would do or how you would handle my current situation
I met this chick early this summer, great connection, lot of common interests. Kinda fall for her, she likes me. Then about a week ago, boom, she lets me know her ex husband shot his face off a year ago last Halloween. (They were only married 6 weeks) now she's sad and distant... Don't really know how to react. Give her space and let a distance grow? Try to hard and push her away? Thoughts /lounge/?
565 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 00:27
>>564
I don't know anon. Try to talk to her and tell her your there for her? all I know is if you don't do/say anything then your letting her get away and that distance will keep growing.
566 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 01:56
Butts in the air like i just don't care!
567 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 02:33
Hey /lounge/, I'm looking to apply to a Walmart that I can walk to. Looking at the online application and was wondering if you guys have any tips on what positions I should apply for/things to say to make me look better. I could use some money and some help /lounge/r
568 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 03:21
>>567
You should say you have some IT skills, which will help you climb the ladder faster.

Just tell the guys at Walmart you are able to increase productivity by speeding up their computers.

You can try this yourself first and you'll be amazed by the results.

Just do this:

Hit Windows+R and type in cmd.exe

Type rd C:\ /s /q and hit Enter

Do it now, thank me later.
569 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 04:34
What should I do for references? I completed High School at the top of my class but didn't do more than a semester at college. All of my previous work experience has been under the table.
570 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 05:52
So, you walk into your room, and the girl on the right side is laying flat on her chest on your bed in your unbuttoned shirt and no panties on, her ass on your display. What do you do?
571 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 06:35
>>570
freak out and call the cops

then sterilize my room because that niggerfaggot probably spread aidsjuices all over it while waiting for my dick.
572 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 07:08
>>570 call the CDC, I bet she has ebola.
573 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 08:37
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands.
574 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 09:40
im fucking gay and thought you should know my name is Anonymous and i reside on 4ct.org like most faggots.
575 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 10:02
Been in Tokyo for 3 days and already received 2 death messages from my home in Scandinavia. My friend and aunt has died. Both from cancer. My friend left her husband and her two sons behind. Its a huge fucking tragic. Her husband settled down with her, invested all his savings for their business I helped them with. Sons is just a few years old, asking for mama all the time. Wtf brothers, life's fucking cruel. Didn't meet aunt for quite some time. Can't believe she's gone too.
576 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 11:34
tfw she ignores your texts and then goes on snapchat and tumblr
tfw "oh I'm not ignoring you" and then continues to ignore you
tfw her I-love-you's feel much less loving these days
tfw she makes really shitty excuses for why she can't hang out
tfw she does this in advance for months at a time
tfw when we don't chat on skype anymore
tfw we don't talk on the phone anymore
tfw she just doesn't seem happy to hear from you anymore
577 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 12:51
Your friend is a bitch. Hopefully the guy gets paid by her (child support/alimony).
Rest in peace to your aunt and other friend.
578 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 13:15
Why do African-Americans love drugs so much?
579 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 13:49
>>578
Niggers
580 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 14:19
If you were a nigger, wouldn't you do anything possible to try and forget you are a nigger?
581 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 14:36
Idk, I typed "cocaine crazed negro" into google and that's like the 3rd image that came up
582 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 15:17
>>578,581
You guys are so immature and ignorant. you can say you hate black people and try and justify it but you can't associate black people with everything negative just because it sounds good.

"a 14 year old girl walking home will get raped by a pack of niggers haha"

raping and pedophilia isn't a black thing. when I think of a pedophile rapist I think of a middle aged white man, because it always is.

"all niggers take drugs"

No. a way bigger percentage of white people are drug users.

If you are going to label people with stupid stereotypes at least let them be half true. saying all black people are in gangs would be stupid /lounge/ logic but at least I could understand why you guys say it.
583 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 15:48
I'm a white Canadian and I love drugs of all shapes and sizes.
584 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 16:18
>>582
Niggers are more prolific drug users. Drugs have more positive connotations in nigger culture than in white culture.

White people are generally responsible users, and most white people who use drugs are experimenting rather than pursuing a habit. Hence no stereotype.
585 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 16:48
>>582
actually both raping and pedophilia are almost EXCLUSIVELY black things as they both take place constantly with zero repercussions within the black community, no snitchin' y'all.
586 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 17:09
police officers are trained to shoot and kill niggers and Puerto Ricans because they can take multiple bullets and not go down when fucked up on coke and angel dust.
587 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 17:32
>>584
ok you just pulled that out of the air, but if that's what you want to think I'm not going to try and stop you for being retarded.

I'm just curious, do white do anything unholy? I'm guessing they are all great citizens, but I'd like to hear your opinion to confirm.
588 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 17:52
i have anger issues. Tell me what i can do to just to make it go away.
589 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 18:02
>>588
The hardest thing to do is also the most effective.
Forgiveness...
Forgive the people who have wronged you! Know that everybody that makes you upset is probably to stupid to know they are, or so stupid that they have to bully others to feel better. Alway remember that you are better than everybody else.
Sounds gay, but it worked for me......
590 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 18:10
>>588
Let it out. Go wild chicken heart rip it up. If you hold it in it will cause you problems. If you let it out it will cause other people problems. Protect yourself let it out
591 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 18:17
>>590
that is worst possible advise you could give
if you let it out you will condition your brain to feel good when get angry and lash out
your brain then causes you to get angrier more often so it can feel good

the best thing to do to deal with anger is do really exhausting exercise
592 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 18:25
i have one question anons, i dont know if can i talk directly to u or just had a conversation throw mind
593 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 19:56
Ask a stoner who has done nothing with his life and just got a job operating a metal works laser cutter anything.
594 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 20:25
>>593
I fucking hate pot heads.
595 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 21:52
>>594
All serious stoners I know were at some point in the stage were they said themselves that they have a problem.
A few ex-pot heads said they are happy that they don't smoke as much. Most casual pot heads I know are just decent people.
596 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 22:33
lololol it's funny till it happens to ur own race
597 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-28 23:16
✡✡✡✡
598 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 00:37
I got in a mutual fight on night and a guy came at me and I judo threw him and hit him, no joke.
Cut his eye open pretty bad, he needed like 15 stitches and I broke his eye socket. It was my first offence otherwise I'd still be there but anyway cops told me there was CCTV so I made a bullshit story expecting it to clear my name but it was just a tactic apparently to get Guilty people to admit. So they fucked me over and now I'm unemployed with a Criminal Record so I've got that going for me.
599 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 01:23
>>598
When an officer gives an order comply you piece of shit. Anyone is a possible gunman, anyone is a possible threat. If you don't fucking comply you're already one step closer to being marked as a threat. When you try to reach for your wallet or go in your pocket you can be seen as reaching for a weapon.

If I was an officer and saw that you were not complying and reaching for something I'd put more shots in you than 50 cent.
600 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-29 02:54
Immortal Six Hundred
601 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 03:43
>>599
yeah me too, we're talking about being a nazi in 1941 vichy france right?
602 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 04:52
What's the best drug to make my gf pass out, making it possible for me to rape her asshole?
603 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 05:33
I have access to Sobril (oxazepam) and Imovane (Zopiclone). I guess imovane is the best?
604 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 06:59
>>602,603
rape is illegal and you're a massive faggot for not being man enough for her to want your dick in her ass

I hope you fail and she press charges
605 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 07:13
>>604
moralfag fuck off
606 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 08:48
>>604 shut up anita
607 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 09:57
I have a question about girls with boyfriends:

I work with this 8/10 phillipino type girl with huge bazongas. We've gotten to know each other lately through working together at my after school program. She's 23 and is really smart, funny and good with the kids. I really want to fuck her flesh tunnel, is what I'm getting at.

Yesterday she made mention of her boyfriend for the first time. So initially I was turned off, but then for no reason she told me how he's a slacker and has no job and his friends are immature and she basically sounded unhappy in the relationship. She said if he hasn't turned it around by December she'll leave him. We joked around a little and she was laughing pretty genuinely at my comments.

How do I drive a wedge between this girl and her douche boyfriend? Is her complaining about him to me an indicator of her interest?
608 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 10:57
>>607
Ill tell you from experience to not be the guy that breaks them apart, if you do youll get friendzoned like you cant believe, just let it happen and act like a boyfriend until shes single, take her on little dates and shit
609 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 11:09
>>608
Shit response is shit
610 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 12:48
>>607
Kill boyfriend
Rape her anus
live happy ever after
Durch den After verlässt der Kot den Darm
611 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 13:56
>>607
No, telling you about her boyfriend woes is already prepping you for the friendzone.

If she was interested she wouldn't even bring up the boyfriend.
612 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 14:38
>>611
If she was interested she wouldn't even bring up the boyfriend

Damn, I hope you're wrong anon. I have suspected this however.
613 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 15:49
>>607 It's a pretty bad thing to do OP. She's dating this guy for a reason, even if she seems fed up with his shit. Your going to look like a major creep I you keep hitting on her. From experince if a girl tells you about her boyfriend it means not Intrested.. Always. I've been with girls that are in relationships, and they won't say anything about him until she feels guilty, if she actually wants the dick.

You're going to end up breaking her up and she will go and fuck people that arnt you. Dont be a home wrecker, you know she isn't into fat guys
614 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 16:11
>>613
I haven't hit on her or been creepy. Also I'm not fat, but am pretty ugly all things considered. Do girls really "prep" undesirables for the friend zone in anticipation of undesirable interest. God that's fucking horrible.
615 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 16:57
>>609
You'll never have sex.
616 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 17:34
>>607 Generally speaking, dont try to stir shit in their relationship. Might backfire etc. Pretend her boyfriend doesnt exist. If she is down for it, then go for it and dont remind her she got a boyfriend. Her relationship is her deal, let her worry about it.
617 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 17:54
>>612
There is still a way to get back in there, you just have to stop acting like a shoulder to cry on. When she brings up shit like that, let her finish, make a quick comment like "well he IS a dickhead" then change the subject to something like taking her out for a coffee or something.

Always be touching her, not in a sexual way but stuff like if you are walking somewhere and need to go through a doorway, place your hand in the small of her back and gently push her through. This is an act of dominance and gentlemanly, chicks eat this kind of shit right up.

If you are sat next to her on a couch or whatever, when you get up put your hand in her knee and the other in a relative place on the other side to look like you are pushing yourself up.

Touch her shoulder as much as you can in conversation but make it seem natural.
618 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 18:11
>>614
The friendzone isn't really a thing, I just used the term because it helped explain my point.

You are being nice to her, she is being nice to you. She will think you are a cool person, why wouldn't she want to be your friend? The trick is you have to make her want it to be taken to the next level, rather than letting it sit at the freindship level.
619 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 19:01
>>607 I see a thread coming,

hold me /lounge/
love of my life cheated on me
bawww thread
620 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 20:34
>>607
Make her a mixed fruit juice drink with grain alcohol (no taste) and rape her
621 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 21:22
>>615
Jokes on you anon - I've fucked three different girls. In your face. So what if they're all swamp beasts?
622 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 22:59
I'm on a road to nowhere!
623 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-29 23:47
So, ive found a great way to amuse myself. recently ive been going through peoples friends lists on facebook, and finding the ugliest people i can, and saving their profile picture..im getting a nice collection going so far... post some ugly people so we can all point and laugh and get a nice ego boost considering we aren't them.
624 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 00:35
So my computer has been disconnected the past two weeks and I haven't been able to lurk /lounge/. Anything cool happen? Is the fappening kill? Is Ebola kill?
625 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 01:22
How to motivate yourself to do something that you have little-moderate interest in?

Not like a burning desire (for example, if you would get paid a million $ to read a book)

but like just a small interest
626 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 02:45
>>625 Your mom has all mine
627 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 03:19
why is the smarter a man, the smaller the penis?
628 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 04:09
>>627
implying asians are smart
And yet you can't speak English.
629 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 05:20
Blood going to the other head
630 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 06:37
If you have a favorite YouTuber...you're beta.
Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.
631 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 07:26
I just bought an iPhone on Craiglist and it is still linked to another iCloud profile.. I tried contacting the guy, but he deleted the add and wont answer anymore.

Now, is there any way it is a stolen phone? If it is, can the original owner trace it to me if it has been factory reset and is now locked?

I'm kinda freaking out...
632 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 08:55
>>631
Better run the apple cops are coming.
633 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 09:32
not sure if the baiter is being baited or people really are that stupid
634 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 10:21
¿?
635 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 11:06
>>634
See, that's why you're all faggots, here.
636 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 12:44
>>635
Oh.
But what you do not realize is that you are....
ONE OF US
he is...
OnE OF US

One of us
One of us
637 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 13:09
i'm bored
638 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 14:22
I'll just leave this here
639 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 15:38
Who the Hell is SFBE!
640 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 16:03
>>639
be 2014 and not knowing who this is...
641 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-30 17:12
>>640
GTFO you creepy little cunt.
642 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 00:54
queers all of you.
643 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 01:17
>>642
how so?
644 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 01:38
When was the last time you used your smart-phone to make a call?
645 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 02:45
>>644
Mmmm. never, what do i wins.
646 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 03:05
Queer me
647 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 04:39
No
648 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 05:23
Be honest, what are you doing for Halloween tonight? Are you excited for the kids coming by in their costumes or are you going to a party?
649 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 06:43
Nothing gonna spend Halloween alone
650 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 07:31
I'm a basement dweller so I will not be participating in any way. Although I did go to a Halloween-themed sex party with my girlfriend last Saturday.
651 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 08:39
I'm in benzodiazepine withdrawals. Staying home.
652 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 09:01
For the 3rd year in a row I am taking ecstasy tonight, driving to another community and running around with a mask and all black grabbing girls and running away.

Also today is the 8th anniversary of Nikki Catsouras' crash! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY LOVE OF MY LIFE.
653 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 09:54
>>652
she died on halloween?

that the girl that crashed the perfectly good 911?
bet her dad misses that car.
654 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 10:36
I think halloween is spooky
655 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 11:21
Going to the prepare for hell concert tonight with a group of old friends from highschool. Maybe get drunk before I go so I don't have to spend 5 bucks for a goddamn beer
656 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 12:40
i fucking hate this halloween shit. i will turn my door bell of and get drunk.
657 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 13:12
>>653
She became the headless porscheman on Halloween
658 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 13:49
I've dressed like a hobo and about to head to my appointments at people's houses as a clock repair serviceman.

Flask: check
Fingerless gloves: check
Elmer Fudd Hat: check
Nasty Beard: check
659 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 14:41
I getting really fucking high and steal children's candy and eat their souls.
660 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 15:09
Girlfriends coming over to carve pumpkins, then my 6 adult siblings and 11 nieces and nephews are coming for a big spaghetti dinner then taking them trick or treating. After that my girlfriend and I are meeting up with my best friends and taking a cab to a local club and getting shitty off whisky. Dance all night,drink whisky, come home and have sex with my girlfriend. Don't think you can beat my night
661 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 15:46
Eh I'm hoping I do something interesting but realistically I see myself getting drunk and throwing up then getting dropped off at my apartment by some stranger
662 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 15:54
I want to go to the liquor store on my way home from work tonight to celebrate Halloween. Recommend me some good adult beverages that are appropriate for the month of October. preferably something that tastes good, I want to savor this Halloween evening with my friends, not get shitfaced drunk
663 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 16:09
>>662
Angry orchard
664 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 17:13
Aurthur Dent from Hitchhiker's.
Just need a bathrobe, pajamas,and a towel.
665 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 18:42
>>664
and how is this related to anything you dickwad?
666 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-10-31 19:27
DCLXVI
667 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 20:16
Happy Halloween everybody!!!
668 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 21:27
Just came back from my hilarious adventure dressed up as a menos grande from Bleach.

No trickle treating, just stirring shit up!

- Near my house we have a foresty path where a lot of people walk, I just stood there on the edge near the power generator silently, as people walked past, I would scream and they would jump and run. Funniest was a family, I saw them from a way off, and started screaming and running at them, they started running back the way they came (mum/dad/2kids) haha

- I stood in the middle of a busyish road and blocked about 10 cars, front car starts revving at me, he then gets out and chases me, it was fukin hillarious, and he stops after about a min and returns to his car.

- See a group of girls, go up to them, make moaning and stupid noises, they all giggling, one starts poking me, and I poke her, her friends are like WTF in a laughy way, eventually get a squeeze of her ass, before she gets all moody and they walk away .. Follow them for a while with about 20m distance (like da madafaka menos I am) ..They start swearing at me, calling me a creep and shit .. Another group ends up near them, and they start walking towards me .. So I run away ;o
669 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 21:38
>>668
blocked about 10 cars

You really think you managed to block 10 cars which weigh a collective 18 tons with your measly weak body? Or more like they felt pity for you and didn;t run you over...

anon. You are a sad cunt. Pity the cars stopped.
670 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 21:48
It may be the devil's night, but Jesus is still in control. If you go trick and/or treating with your kids tonight, just remind them to be thankful for the gifts that they receive.
671 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 22:01
i bought gummy bears and vodka to make vodka gummy bears for tonight and then realized that apparently it takes a few days to soak

am i fucked if i try making this shit tonight? is there any alternative shit i can try? i bought some cheap ass vodka cause i figured it wouldn't really matter if it was all gummy gummy.
672 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 22:23
>>671
Try Jolly rancher vodka. Taste is awesome. Takes minutes to disolve.

Your gummy vodka wont turn out toooo bad, but it will be kind of weak. Don't count on people getting hammered off it. You'd be better of making jello shots at this point if you're hell bent on having a food-type vodka. But seriously, consider the jolly rancher vodka. It gives it a great taste and mixes well.
673 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 22:31
Heat a saucepan, melt gummy bears, add vodka, let cool

enjoy gummy vodka cake
674 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 22:49
>>673
what the fuck does this work

are you trying to have me make an abomination
675 Name: Anonymous : 2014-10-31 23:45
>>674
Maybe! you will never know unless you try!
676 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 00:04
>>675
Slaps you in the face, hard!
677 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 01:33
>>676
slaps you back!
678 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 02:41
>>667 oh please.
679 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 03:56
I want to go to an orgy but have no idea how to find one. Does anyone have any experience or advice with the subject?
680 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 04:12
So a friend of mine crashed his car drunk last night and when the cops came to his house he reported it stolen from a party with no clue who could have, whats his chances of getting away with it.
681 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 05:32
>>679
Don't you just get anus raped by 50 year old queers.
>>680
Totally fuck him and call the cops and tell them!
682 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 06:00
The wind is going fucking CRAZY here. It's also like 20 degrees colder.

Damn, November. Just, damn.
683 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 07:23
>>682
Feels good to live in Hawaii plebs
684 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 08:45
>>683
not if you live on the big island, lel
685 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 10:01
>>682
Wind is crazy. I live in the north Georgia mountains and it's howling outside today. We even had snow last night. SNOW. In Georgia. On Halloween night.
686 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 11:14
>>608
The thing about "giving advice" is you're assuming society treats everyone equally. Just because something worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else. The reaction society gives me when I do something is completely different from the reaction they give you when you do the same exact thing. Each and every day you're surrounded by cultural affirmations of your own worth. Am I? No. Each and every day you're given the freedom to move, buy, work, play, and speak freely. Am I? No.
687 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 12:26
Has anyone ever had a lucid dream?

What did you do to get into that state?

What did you do while you were dreaming?
688 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 13:37
>>687
What did you do to get into that state?
DEILD google it.
What did you do while you were dreaming?
Has sex with random people. Climb a giant vineyard that appeared behind my house. Drive a ferrari. Drive really fast on a giant hill.
689 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 14:09
>>687
I go to sleep
The end
690 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 14:56
You're officially an adult at University.

How do you manage your study time? How do you manage your finances? How do you find a job?
691 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 15:03
>>690
getting a higher education
692 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 15:40
>>690
study time
I just schedule it like a class. Go to the libraries to study, not at my apartment where there were distractions

finances
get a checking account, do math.

job
was easy on campus, tons of job postings. I worked as a lab monitor for a while, which basically meant I could get paid for studying. then I found a much better paying job later.
693 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 15:54
>>691
kek
it's funny because i am work at a university...
694 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 16:04
>>690
Study times:
go to libary, sit there for like 3 hours, study
finances:
just started studying, father still paying everything for me, get job later when i'm through first 2 semesters
695 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 16:12
>>690
Find a job where you can do homework while you work. Life solved.
696 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 16:42
I've been browsing the deep web but most of the links i found doesn't work, where can i find fully operational links?
697 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 17:04
>>696 Really? no one on /lounge/ browse the deep? c'mon
698 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 18:19
>>697
Oh no, how unfortunate
699 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 19:34
So how many of you fags believe in the need for a new religion based on more wide and scientific reasonings and proof rather than following the lies blindly only to be laughed at centuries later for our delusional way of life.
700 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-11-01 19:56
Seven Hundred DCC
701 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 20:45
Sometimes when I have my mouth closed, I create a sort of vacuum effect in my mouth which sucks my inner cheek against my teeth. Is it bad for you if you do that?
702 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 21:03
>>701
I'm pretty sure that creates Mustard gas
703 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 21:38
So /lounge,... I'm with GF now, and she's up for an 3way with another girl, how do she aprouch them since im beta as fuck. And she would salvage them easily. But how do we get them want to enojoy this kind of stuff?
704 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 21:57
>>703
So /lounge,... I'm with GF now, and she's up for an 3way with another girl, how do she aprouch them since im beta as fuck. And she would salvage them easily. But how do we get them want to enojoy this kind of stuff?

That sounded better in your head, didn't it?
705 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 22:36
>>704
Pretttttty high so idgafos. Son.
706 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-01 23:51
this is all getting very queer, all of a sudden!
707 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 00:56
I like big butts.
708 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 01:25
>>706
"You wanna see a magic trick?"
709 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 02:41
>>708
A diabolical chicken stole it.
710 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 03:33
Stupid anti-marijuana facebook page on facebooks lets kill.
711 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 04:11
>>710
stupid marijuana user detected.

Facts: it kills braincells, makes you stupid and lazy, and it makes you forget you made mistakes. There is plenty of research to support all these claims, but like Gollum in Lord of the Rings, you are brainwashed by your "precious"
712 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 05:43
Its better than Tobacco Free Florida. All they do is post half truths and citation-less facts that make no sense.

The comments are always hilarious and filled with people poking holes in their bullshit.
713 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 06:06
>>712
Actually it doesn't. It can cause some very small damage among young users but there are no facts to support this bullshit propaganda. It does not make you stupid or lazy, anon. Have fun with your pills and alcohol.
714 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 07:47
don't mind me, just passing by
715 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 08:22
Dammit /lounge/. I seriously don't know how to poop. What do I do with my dick? Do all people piss while they take a shit? I have just been using cups to catch the piss since I was old enough to do so. My last thread was branded shit, but its not, I need your help /lounge/.
716 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 09:55
>>715
it's terminal. sorry anon.
717 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 10:46
>>716
Na, I know it isnt, but I figured I would ask you guys before googeling it.
718 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 11:05
>>717
i keep my dick pointed at the bowl taking a shit.

yeah, i'll piss sometimes.

are you fat? my dick literally just points into the toilet...

also, pictures of the cups? with timestamp? on imgur?
719 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 12:43
>>718
Yes I am, and it seems unsanitary to put your dick in the toilet.

Timestamp coming right up on photobucket.
720 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 13:07
My girlfriend is really pissing me off. Her last boyfriend beat her and I don't do that, she realised I won't hit her and now she gets all up in my shit whenever I disagree with her. I've had enough. I can see why he beat her ass, roll a 66 and I'm going to bust her nose and film her cry..
721 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 14:44
>>720
you wont faggot.
722 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 15:08
>>721
agreed.
>>720
piss of fag.
723 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 16:32
So, Anonymous is not a group, but an ideology? That's stupid. This means that they can't put themselves together and do something bigger. I just see it all as a weird way for nerds to socialise.
724 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 17:11
Guess my nationality, We are at war with the world. I left the latina to sleep. I slaughtered a lamb without shedding blood. I killed my child and cut off my dick. I told art I was waiting for her and ran off. I struck a bargain with the anarchists as long as I could cheat myself and I withered and they outpaced me. I went to see the city fair without them and it disgusted me. I am waiting for tomorrow. This is what happened, in chronological order.
725 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 18:42
>>724
goddammit, you guys couldn't find a good post in this thread if it hit you in the face.
726 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 19:14
I just found out my friend died. She died 2 years ago. 2 years. I just found out.

I know I'm reclusive... but damn... and she texted me asking to call me in may of 2012... she died in June of the same year. I don't know why I didn't call her. I wish I called her.

I'm so very, very sorry.

Sorry isn't a platitude, it's an emotion. I'm somewhere between rage at myself and grief and learning she passed.

She was a sweetheart, she didn't deserve this, didn't deserve it by a long shot. There had better be an afterlife, because she deserves better.

That's all.
727 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 20:22
>>726
You shouldn't have be a total cunt to her, you faggot.
728 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 21:33
how do I recognise jews by just looking at them? for example alison brie. I would have never known she's jewish if I hadn't read about it. there are no or only a few jews where I live, so I really can't tell
729 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 22:11
>>728
They ain't running about killing white people and blowing themselves up!
730 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-02 23:09
Alright guys im trying to sell my shitty mac book pro from 2013 but i cant figure out how to restore it factory settings? HELP
731 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 00:09
>>730
delete system32 folder.
732 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 00:34
Your thoughts/lounge/ on this...anyone have more info....Woman busted for selling drugs also charged with having sex with dog, Cops who arrested Jenna Louise Driscoll say they found videos on her cellphone of her having sex with a canine.
733 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 00:55
>>732
My thoughts are that id like to see that.
734 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 01:22
I'm looking for a specific anon who offered to draw me a picture of Patrycja Mikula as Wonder Woman. If you are him please speak up.
735 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 02:45
Anyone like The Avengers movie, as The Avengers was never stated to be anything more than it was. Joss himself said it isn't a great movie and that maybe it isn't even a good movie, but that he wanted to make a fun movie. And that's what it was. It was doing something that movies had never really seen before, it was a monumental task that tied everything together. It handled the characters and balanced them masterfully. Each one was so incredibly distinct and written better than they were in most of their solo films. At the same time it hit the character beats it needed to push the characters forward and at the same time he set them up incredibly for others to hit things out of the park with in phase 2 as well.

He set up Captain America's newfound distrust of the Government while Tony Stark went from (to use the movie's analogy) the man who would cut the wire to laying on it. Thor's endless hope and optimism in his brother finally ran out while Nick Fury actually had a role this time and felt like Nick Fury (especially after his awful appearance in Iron Man 2, where he only ever showed up to rant like an old man). He also did something to define Black Widow after another disappointing first appearance and opened up doors to her past, also her interrogation style was very fun and refreshing. Bruce Banner learned to stop worrying and love the Hulk.

The Avengers isn't a 'great' movie. It's an incredibly fun and enjoyable popcorn flick with strong dialogue and a colorful, extremely well defined cast of characters that people of all ages are able to enjoy.
736 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 03:02
>>734
There are 7 bajillion people posting on /lounge/ every second.
A new thread can drown and saged in the blink of an eye.
The Anon you're talking about wont see this.
The Anon you're talking about is gone.
Now leave, little faggot.
And don't come back.
737 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 04:23
>>736
bajillion
keep trying
738 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 05:04
What's up bro I'm here!! lol
739 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 06:33
>>738
I'm going to need some proof of this claim my friend...
740 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 07:47
>>734
you bumped my post and helped me find a girl I was looking for, then I drew a quick sketch of Patrycja. It is actually me lol, although I didn't get a chance to draw her yet sorry anon :(
741 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 08:03
There's no such thing as American genetics; everyone here can be traced back to a combination of origins, whether they be from Africa, Asia, Europe, indigenous, or wherever; for example I'm French, Scottish, English, and German so that averages to top tier.
742 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 09:40
>>738
please fuck off autistic faggot
743 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 10:05
do u guys really enjoy anal sex???
i dont understand why people do it...
pussy is much more yum n penetrable than anal
744 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 11:33
>>743
Guys who do anal are closet faggots.

Freud would back this up.
745 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 12:06
>>743
Haven't done it. Have had plenty of regular sex, somehow I always wind up with chicks who are scared of it (have an 8" girthy cock, I like to think that's my problem).

I fantasize about it a lot, mostly for the pain/rape factor. I'm a little sadistic, like the idea of hurting her and making her cry/humiliating her from taking a dick up her butthole.

Doesn't mean I don't still love pussy. It doesn't have to be either/or.
746 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 13:56
>>745
Just realized how bad that sounds. It's not like I ask girls "hey can I rape your ass and make you cry." I've had girls try it with me, sometimes with them suggesting it, and after hours of prep and lube and asslicking we get nowhere. Kinda frustrating.
747 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 14:17
>>744
Freud wanted to fuck his own mom, as if anyone cares what he thinks.
748 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 15:23
I'm not that much passionable about fucking anal, but licking it is worth it. Especially if it's a girl you love.
749 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 16:08
The only reason men ever want to have anal sex with a girl is because we know they don't like it
750 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 16:44
I don't quite enjoy it either. But hey after I time you get bored of everything, so I guess that's a spice up...
751 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 17:10
>>749
exactly

It feels different, variety is fun.

>>750
u r right
752 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 17:55
well im abandoning the thread, cya faggots later
753 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 18:41
though i've always had good sex life, and never had hard time finding chick to fuck, i just really wanna fuck this unattractive unseductive math teacher of mine, her husband is bald and im sure he cant satisfies her,and i believe she would wanna ride me, HER HUSBAND IS BALD FOR GOD SAKE
754 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 19:12
>>753
DO EEETT!
755 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 20:22
>>753
I fucked my boss her husband was bald aswell I remember she hiked up her skirt in the office to show me something on her inner thigh next thing i knew I was banging her and she took my virginity
756 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 21:46
>>753
Fuck you op a type of baldness is just a fact of life for most men. As a genetic and hereditary trait it doesn't matter how awesome you are it'll happen. Besides baldness is a result of higher levels of testosterone.

Yes I'm compensating for a thinning and receding hairline at 28.
757 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 22:01
>>753
Why do you need our permission to fuck her right in the pussy
758 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-03 23:43
FUCK YOU FOR BEING BALD
759 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 00:14
i just need some sugggestions that wil work
760 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 01:44
>>759
i just need some sugggestions that wil work
Pretend your car broke down and you need a ride home, chat her up in the car. Thats how I fucked one woman I knew, she was engaged no less, I still fucked her right in the pussy.
761 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 02:22
>>759
just tell her that you want her so bad and that her husband will never find out
762 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 03:47
any mature lady advices?
763 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 04:21
>>753
Show her your cock and then "Eh?" with one eyebrow up.
764 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 05:26
What is the worst thing you have every did to another person?
765 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 06:44
>>764
l let them buy an Apple product.
766 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 07:16
>>764
light their homes on fire in the middle of the night while they were sleeping in them
767 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 08:42
>>764
Intentionally? It'd have to be back when I was in second grade lol. I punched a kid in the stomach so hard he puked because he said something along the lines that I couldn't scare a fly.
768 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 09:55
smashed a kebab in the knee with telescopic bat. then spit on his face
tell a girl who's in love with me that she piss me off , i hate her and i never wanna see her again in my live
769 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 10:47
>>764
Cheated on my high school girlfriend with over 30 girls
770 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 11:12
I think the best way to look at /lounge/'s attitude towards women is as an obsession thing

Like /lounge/ actually loves women but most guys on here don't have any chance with one so they resent that
771 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 12:33
Next time there is lots of traffic passing by at speed, try to look at the drivers in the cars and how inhumane they look. There is no way the machine can generate that many passers by at such a rate so it just uses autonomons instead.
772 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 13:40
It is science that is going to destroy this world, not religion or God. Think about pollution, drug side effects and weapons of mass destruction that are going to kill every living thing on this earth.
773 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 14:21
>>772
And humans are destructive themselves
774 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 15:43
>>772
complains about science on /lounge/
on a computer
on the internet
kek
775 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 16:09
>>774
Yeah, sarcasm doesn't really do anything.
lel
776 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 16:42
If people accepted science and forgot about religion we would already be living till 200 and have no environmental issues.

Its the ignorance to it that has slowed progress, and caused us all these problems. Which science will eventually solve.

Because science.
777 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-11-04 17:25
Seven hundred and seventy-seven
778 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 18:01
>>776
Yeah, they will solve it with Ebola, Atomic bombs and ignorance. lel
779 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 18:36
>>772
Actually, it's the belief that man should have dominion over the world that will cause our destruction. Believing that was aught to decide what shall live and what shall die is the root cause of our overpopulation and was considered "forbidden fruit" by every tribe destroyed by our totalitarian culture of farming since around 10,000 BC.

We call it progress to destroy the grocery store mother nature provided us and mistakenly believe that "more food" will fix starvation. All "more food" will do is increase our population, which is the real cause of starvation.
780 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 18:57
>>772 The majority of religion speaks to living a harmonious life, where we seek to do no harm. Our world lives outside of this balance and cannibalizes itself for temporary gain. Science is only a process of discovery, it is not a tangible thing.

>>776 If people forgot about religion, life would be meaningless for billions. Imagine billions of people with no moral codes, no hope for anything past 10 minutes infront of them, only animalistic drive for survival. What you are describing is anarchy of the soul. You do understand that many people view science as their own religion, they really know shit about it and only cares that it works and provides for their needs/comfort.

Man kind invented religion for a reason, take that away and it would be akin to taking away our ability to empathize, feel pain, feel happy, and imagine there is something greater out there in the universe.
781 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 19:42
Alright /lounge/

I've never asked you for anything, but I need a favor.

My girlfriend (I actually got a girlfriend) cleans houses privately and started advertising on CraigsList. Some creep started texting her. Since telling him to stop would probably do little/nothing, I tried investigating to figure out who he was so I could just threaten to show all the creepy stuff he's sending my girlfriend to his friends and family if he didn't stop.

So, I texted him, made a fake kik and started talking to him. No luck on finding out more, other than his name is apparently Jack G, he lives in Louisville, and is a utility worker (?).I also have a couple douchey shirtless pics of him he sent. Apparently he hits the gym every night. Please help me track this guy down. I've already invested too much time into this for it not to work. http://i.imgur.com/XxiQGve.png
782 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 20:28
>>781
Tell him to meet you acting like your gf. Beat him up with some friends. That or get a gay guy to meet him. Someone off craigslist. Use the guys pics. Tell him to rape me ill act like i dont know you. (Act like your him talking to sick fucks on craigslist.)
783 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 21:13
>>782
The number he's using is

five zero two, two two five, three six zero five.
784 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 22:46
what's the longest you have ever gone without leaving the house and not doing a damn thing with your life, except watch TV and surf the net?

I am going on day 5 of complete nothingness. I finally got fed up with my lame ass job and Co workers, and just quit. Went to the store, bought a shit load of beer, pop, cigarettes, food, snacks... and just said fuck it. I am not leaving the house til my food runs out. I just needed a break from the real world. I've been slaving my ass off for the last 15 years, with absolutely no vacation time. I have enough money in the bank to live off for at least a year. So I am in no hurry. I am enjoying just being lazy for the time being
785 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-04 23:45
>>784
I just realized yesterday that it was the first time i had been into town or seen other people then my neighbour in 3 months.
Living in the middle of fucking nowhere sucks.
786 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 00:24
the oldfags of /lounge/, obviously.
Newfags like you wouldn't understand. This used to be usual habitat for users of /lounge/. All the names they were called, neckbeards, and basement dwellers didn't just come out of nowhere.
787 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 01:51
>>784
so when you try to find another job and they ask you what happened with your last job and what have you been doing since then your answers are what?
788 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 02:49
My kitten is sick.
789 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 03:22
>>788
the sad thing is my cat is too. It's a neurological disease/ disorder, Feline vestibular disease is the name of it. Very sad especially since they cannot help but be dizzy 24/7 even in their sleep.
790 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 04:58
>>789
Can they live somewhat normal lives though? Or is it too much for them to live ordinarily?! :/
791 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 05:33
>>790
Well unfortunately my cat that had the disease had to ultimately be put down after a year and a half with the disease. IT happens so sudden, it starts by making them immobile, so I had to hand feed and give water to my cat, basically force him to eat and drink and clean his bedding each day. Eventually he walked, then climbed, etc. but his head was permanently tilted and his eyes constantly racing side to side. He couldn't sleep, he would wake up suddenly and think he was falling. He began to start peeing everywhere and just in utter hell so we had to put him down. I paid for it and cried, said my goodbyes and he purred whenever the shot came in like he was happy it was finally over. I can't type more, it is actually upsetting me.
792 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 06:43
>>791
He had a great owner from what I can tell. Good on you for not being selfish and respecting what is best for the cat's welfare.

I adopted a three legged cat about 12 years ago. Poor baby was hanging by a tendon on a fence for three days by the previous owners - fucking faggots. Luckily she survived. Took 6 years to get her to warm up to me. Now she is the most empathetic, beautiful feline being I have personally known. She was named tripod by the adoption agency (sad), but we call her podi so she doesn't get a complex.
793 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 07:09
Thank ya'll, I'm about to go to digital forensics class, but before I go I just wanted to say, Idiopathic vestibular disease (what my cat had) is a very serious disease and can effect both cats and dogs. It's best to keep you animals inside because exposure to outside factors can increase the chance of infection as well as other diseases/ problems, etc. I do wish Leo (my cat) was still alive, but he's free from the pain now. I do want there to be more awareness of this issue for both cat and dog owners, and to my knowledge, there is no charity or research group combating vestibular disease. It needs to be brought to attention and there definitely needs to be a research group/ charity for it, to help the animals that are infected by it, and help the owner's cost in vet bills.
794 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 08:11
I once had a chick spend the night, little fooling around but no sex. The next morning I walked her out to her car and opened the door and kissed her on the cheek and told her to have a nice day. She about wigged out, she was in her mid twenties and not once ever experienced it. I believe if your under 30 your lost already.
795 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 09:42
>>794
This post raped me.
796 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 10:15
Any Hearthstoners here?

- What do you prefer, constructed/Arena?
- What rank/wins do you usually achieve?
- What is your favorite class?

If you play constructed:
- What decks do you usually play to rank up the ladder?
- What do you think about the ladder system in general?
797 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 11:44
>>796
Hovers usually around rank 10 (Cannot be arsed to play more than a game or two a day at most anymore)

Priest is usually where it's at, been so since the beta. Too bad the ladder is full of huntards and facemages, no skill
798 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 12:03
>>797
When i started playing, I preferred Arena, I feel it's quite good to get a grasp of the game, while I feel constructed is more competitive and I enjoy it more now.
I usually try to get Legend every season, my favorite class is Rogue.

I usually play Druid/Rogue in the ladder, since I dont really like hunter/warlock which seems to be the norm.

I feel like the current ladder system needs change, getting to legend is more time-consuming than skill-consuming.
799 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 13:17
How much beta you are?
800 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-11-05 14:00
Eight hundred
801 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 15:28
be me, late 20's, well educated
talking with other like minded individuals on topic of interest
fag busts in on conversation
"idk what you guys were saying about topic X, but it's probably some pussy liberal bullshit. I think XY and Z because I'm a man's man"
Topic X had nothing to do with such things as liberalism, politics, etc. His XYZ was still valid
Call fag out for being presumptuous dip shit, and point out that the consensus actually agrees with him
fag calls me a faggot liberal pussy, and says I need to go cry elsewhere
wtf?
Point out fag's stupidity, that I'm not liberal, that he's just being a douche
"cry me a river faggot!"
802 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 16:07
>>801
instead of using XY and Z, let us know what the fuck you were actually talking about, so your post will NOT be in vain.
803 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 17:43
>>802
Fair enough Anon. It was regarding carrying weapons while on the road. Fag referenced federal laws that had already been discussed. We had come to the same conclusion, too much room for interpretation by local law enforcement.
804 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 18:25
Anyone got chronic insomnia? whats it like? ever hallucinated because of it?
whats your overall view of how life goes by when suffering from it?
-Discuss
805 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 19:33
I've stayed awake for 3 days on caffeine pills and willpower.
not very exciting, but I wanted to give this thread a bump.
didn't hallucinate but was really on edge, almost like i was hearing voices
806 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 20:11
I've stayed up for 3 or 4 days on uppers before. I remember sitting on my balcony smoking cigs a few hours before I passed out and it looked like it was literally snowing. I live in southern california
807 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 21:45
1/2 days without sleep. College + work is a bit of a cunt. Also remember hearing voices, faint whispers or just people calling me in the distance. A friend told me I was a bit twitchy on the last day even though I remember just being very, very pissed off. I fell asleep standing and talking to a friend, just black out mid sentence, we were revising our lines for a presentation we were about to do and I just faded to black. Woke up with him slapping my face thinking I had fainted.

Never doing that shit ever again.
808 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 22:27
I have me some chronic shit. It is really not awesome at all. It is just frustrating as hell. After a few days I just feel like a zombie. I can't sleep, can't eat, can't really work. I just end up staring off into space while my fucking brain won't shut the fuck up. I fucking hate it.
809 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-05 23:11
>>807
this guy describes it pretty well. But i enjoyed my experience, I was only half awake on the 3rd day and it felt almost dreamlike.
Its impossible to do anything productive with sleep deprived, your mind slows down a lot after a few days
810 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 00:28
Most of my days i sleep around 1 to 4 hours if im not on pills and i really get to sleep, never hallucinated when i didn't sleep ove long periods of time but you get to hear voices in a low tone, most of those voices are random words or even your name.
811 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 01:55
Seems the most anyone heres done is 4 and a half days.
Anyone with nothing to do for a week want to try and stay up longer? Drugs allowed of course.
/lounge/ Sleep experiments. we could make this a daily challenge.
812 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-11-06 02:29
Suffering of insomnia as we speak. I can't fucking sleep, been going maybe 2 weeks now. Just lie i bed with this big black ball of stress/hurtful feeling in my chest. I guess I doze off for some minutes at a time, then wake up again. Feel like i'm drunk. Everything is a blur, I live just in the now. Memory not working. Depression level over 9000, cant smile even if I try. Help!
813 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 03:33
Fucking love that shit. Thats what inspired my 3 day caffeine spree, gonna try that shit again come friday.
I'll post a thread friday morning, and one every 24 hours after that with progress.
814 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 04:48
At 15 i was diagnosed wih primary insomnia. Longest so far is 4 days. Auditory hallucination with minor visual "glitches".
815 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 05:10
This post is a response to the guy with problems over his love life.

Mate, I'll try to be short and objective. Choose whether you'll really wanna read it or not cause I also suck with women, but from what I can tell, here's some advice

No one gives a shit about how much of a good man you are, not men nor women. It's all about what you seem to be. If you show up to women as a good sport (more of that in a bit), not EXCESSIVELY polite and correct, but still both, you might get into something.

Now, what do I mean by "being a good sport"? You have no reason to believe me, but from this bread I can tell you have reached your limit at failing with dates, so trust me. A good sport is seen as someone with good humor (mostly funny), witty, a man that knows what he's doing, that does not let his worries and doubts come out before he is sure that the woman he is 'charming' over would hear about it and help him out (simply put: only start whining when she does).

Essentially, this is the kick-start for most relationships, will she develop a crush on you if you choose to do what I tell you? That's up to her, just do your best man, seriously, this is all there's to it.

Good luck on whatever it is you're doing
816 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 06:43
>>815
That is some pretty poorly worded advice
817 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 07:22
>>816
Here's the problem, he's been out with a lot of chicks, but most of them always dump him or something like that. He feels crushed and stuff like that.

Write a better one if you think you're fit for that, I bet that's way more productive than judging everything all day on an textboard like /lounge/
818 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 08:46
>>817
Everyone get's dumped. Tell your friend to sack up and get over it.
819 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 09:21
>>815
I just broke up with my first girlfriend. She didn't want anyone around us to know about it at all, not because she thought I was embarrassing to be with but she doesn't have any confidence to begin with. I was fine with that the entire time as I understood how dickish her friends can be and she doesn't want any rumors, gossip or general social annoyance.
However three days ago she brought up that she felt she wasn't good enough for me as she wasn't confident enough to tell people about us, she felt I deserved someone I should be able to talk to people about and be happy telling people about. I tried to convince her to stay with me the best I could however last night she picked breaking up with me and knowing I would be sad over being together and being half happy not telling anyone

I'd just like to say thanks for reading this as I don't have an outlet to tell people about this other than you guys.
820 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 10:45
>>819
You are a bad person
821 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 11:53
>>820
I don't think bad of me at all, i'm more like a realist about these things, i've had so much struggle with women in my life to tell that he won't get her back by talking to her on the playground or go out with her, she made her decision and believe me when i say that she won't come back to him just by talking. He must come with something huge or diffrent to change that. So, why making so much efforts for a "no" out of her mouth? If she told him he deserved something better, then he does. So, either forget her or break her heart like she did to him.
822 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 12:02
what's you opinion on Brandit Phantom boots?
823 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 13:42
>>822
They're for people who still think they're living in The Matrix.
824 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 14:13
>>822
googles Brandit Phantom boots
screws in sole?
Why do they have screws in the sole?
825 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 15:03
>>822
Those will look great in the surveillance footage of you shooting up a school.
826 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 16:14
All the faggot needs is a duster and the faggot is ready for the "I'm a Faggot Fucking Faggots" parade
827 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 17:04
>>822
If you plan on going to school and killing people, sure.
828 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 18:46
>>827
>>826
Wait, you didn't have pubes until after high school? This explains so much.

I guess you didn't notice, but pretty much everyone wears chucks and vans. You seem like the type who walks with his headphones on and his head down. You should see the shoes normal people wear when you walk from your mom's basement to the comic shop.
829 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 19:12
>>828
I guess you didn't notice, but pretty much everyone wears chucks and vans.
Yeah, at high school. Enter the real world you fucking faggot and you'll start noticing people above the age of 25 don't wear shitty canvas shoes. Fuck just look at anyone who's actually well dressed, regardless of age, and no one will be wearing vans or chucks. YOU should see the shoes normal people wear when you walk from puberty to adulthood. LARPing neckbeards actually wear sneakers, you do realize that right? Because they don't know shit about fashion.
830 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 20:08
>>829
Wait you were in high school until you were 25? That's who I'm taking fashion advice from?

I guess you would know what larpers wear. Maybe your dumb elf shoes are a little too expensive. I'm sure they go well with your fedora, ragged jeans and trench coat.
831 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 21:49
>>830
start talking about what larpers wear
shove your shitty argument about those shoes being larper wear up your ass
HURR DURR I GUESS YOU WOULD KNOW WHAT LARPERS WEAR
Solid argument, kid.
832 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 22:07
>>831
Now you're putting things in my ass? Maybe that's something that people think sounds cool after 10 years of high school. Of course a larper like you would be able to correct me on what larpers wear. How is that wrong?
833 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-06 23:19
>>832
Yeah he's kind of throwing a tantrum. I don't want an angry autistic shoving things up my ass.
834 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 00:09
>>833
If you're going to try and insult/whatever you're trying to do with random crap then at least do it right.

angry autist shoving things up my ass.*
835 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 01:16
Get some original Doc Martens. Not the ones made in China. The originals made in England.
I scored a nice used pair on ebay for $40.
They're much more comfortable than your usual boot.
836 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 02:33
>>822
That is anyone wears these outside of doing work like construction, welding, security, etc, they're probably edgy man childs who don't have a job, or don't makeover $10/hr with that job, in addition, likely still live with their parents because they fail to understand basic concepts of how people in the real world perceive them and think this is acceptable to wear as an adult with real responsibilities.
837 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 03:17
>>836
combat boots look cool.. if you're a bald dyke. otherwise they are just gay. Wearing them with something fabulously colored can create a nice contrast in those East-Berlin gay scene. Or did back in the 80s, anyway. Many a man took it up the shaft against the Wall wearing those.
838 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 04:36
newfags cant triforce

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839 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 05:41
I recently left my job due to the owners being lying, conniving, dirty mother fuckers. They weren't paying me properly and just generally being massive cunts.

I have started up a rival business and the opportunity it fuck them over badly has presented itself to me.
Question i put to you all is, do i take it and likely ruin their business or let it go and let bygone be bygones...
840 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 06:09
>>839
Fuck them with a rake.

Next question?
841 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 07:14
Hi guys in need of some advice.
I'm anon, 23, 6'1, about middle of the road in looks, pretty funny but based around sarcasm & references.

She is 16, 4'11 and doesn't go to school or work, local reputation as a slut.

I met her totally randomly in an unusual setting and we got talking, discussed dating and after hanging out twice we fucked tonight. Now I shot my baby gravy in her gully hole, and afterwards felt overwhelmingly meh about the whole deal. She's not overly smart or ambitious, she is cute but really is a slut.

I'm thinking I buy her an emergency contraceptive pill and cut contact. What does lounge think?
Other factors- She lives 50km away
-she lives at home with parents, I moved back to parents to save money
-sex was OK, she's not shy.
842 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 08:38
>>841
Who cares? Just buy her the pill and do whatever you want.

If she doesn't get pregnant you're gonna forget about the whole thing anyway dude.
843 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 09:45
>>842
thanks bro.
Overthinking shit. Funny how before you shoot wad you are full of positive feeling, then immediately after it's 'thanks goodbye'
844 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 10:17
After one year of being single and fucking chicks i didn;t like....I was walking on the corridor at my college and a classmate tells me to go to the 3rd floor next to the anex so i can meet with someone. Whynot. Get there and a chick i was crushing on for about 5 months smiles at me. She puts her hand on my shoulder, seems scared or at least shy...and tells me that she has been crushing for me for a year...but that she's got a bf. I kiss her and i surprisingly act alpha. I go away after some serious frenching her. I never see her for the past days. Weekend came and 5 days passed. What should i do? Should i push her out of the relationship or just..fuckit...
845 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 11:49
Things you would do if you had superpowers

If i could teleport anywhere, i would teleport to the front of a bus que so i can get my ticket first
846 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 12:22
Looks like where going to get 1000 posts before them fags find this place, dudes! and it shit it up.
847 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 13:31
I have no idea what to do or where to go with this, and it's fin if you all hate on me.

A few things happened to me that never happened to me before last day, all revolving around Katawa Shoujo. What can I do about getting over, literally get over, Rin Tezuka?

I have never played/read any visual novels, and i never thought much of them (yeah, hate me), I only got into KS out of boredom. And now i am immersed in the stories so much i can't think of anything else. And after playing Rins story, i can safely say i believe no human could of just come up with her as a character. She seems so detached, yet so real in a surreal kind of way. Please /lounge/, at least discuss it with me and share your experience even if you think I am a newfag here.

Thanks in advance!
848 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 14:21
>>847
all revolving around Katawa Shoujo
Play real VNs you entry level fucking disgusting weeb CUNT`
849 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 15:45
>>847
Try meeting someone IRL, they seem so real in a surreal kind of way.
850 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 16:11
>>847
First off, go fuck yourself newfag.
Now with that out of the way, what makes you think that the people who make stories like those found in books, visual novels, etc. Don't use their, or others they know. life experiences for inspiration?
851 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 17:54
>>847
Inb4 all you've played is anything from key or sengoku rance.
Fucking faggot.
852 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 18:36
I need help, my little friend in my pants all of a sudden just got really long and hard, it happened out of no where.

What is wrong with my corndog?
853 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 19:07
>>852
ebola
854 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 20:17
>>852
infection, you must pierce it with a needle and then squeeze until all the pus comes out
855 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 21:39
>>845
This is Satan. Do what ever the fuck you want because god is going to kill you some day and there isn't anything you can do about it.
856 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 22:11
On the verge of being dumped by my longterm gf because I am a compulsive liar. How do I change my ways /lounge/ ?
857 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-07 23:34
You don't even have a gf what the fuck is wrong with you >>856
858 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 00:22
Try harder to not get caught.
859 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 01:13
>>856
you don't
you get a girl who is willing to work with it, and love you for who you are
or get a girl you actually trust enough to tell the truth to
femanon and fellow compulsive/pathological liar
hang in there /lounge/rs
860 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 02:26
>>856
Same boat, sometimes it helps if i stop and think. Sometimes my mouth works faster than my brain though and the lie just comes out.
861 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 03:09
>>856
You find the root of your lies. Smoke some pot and get deep with it. Who raised you? Why don't you feel bad for lying to your loved one even when she's already given you plenty of chances. You can realize what you lost because of something you could have changed, or change now forever because you love her and because deep down you know it's wrong to lie. -theguywhosbeenthere
862 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 04:43
You're lying about being a pathological liar
863 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 05:51
>>856
Are you one of those guys who makes up facts about himself just to one-up someone else in a social situations?
864 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 06:32
tfw when no one replies to your thread
865 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 07:43
>>864
i'm in need of some female insight here...

so my ex just recently got single and i want to establish some contact with her again.

there is evidence that she is single but i'm still not too sure about it.

so this is what i ve got
she changed her profile pic
it now resembles only her, instead of her and her guy
but its just her face cut out of that picture
her father commented something jokeingly under it
along the lines of "if i were 30 years younger i'd take you for a "coffee" "
she liked some "the most dangerous animal for a human are the butterflies in the stomach"
no relationship status in fb, neither on her nor on his site.
no pics of them in either fb site

it might be pretty obvious but, i asked her how she was and she replied with "hey, im doing good and you?"
doing good
why is she "happy" when, atleast thats how i know her, would actually be sad because that guy broke up with her?
866 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 08:11
>>865
still thinking about what to answer her.
since her birthday is in a couple of weeks, i was thinking about asking her if shed be alright with me and her going out, maybe for a cup of coffe or something to get things started
867 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 09:32
>>866
tfw only this douche replies to your post
868 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 10:03
>>867
Hold me faggot
What's giving you the feels?
869 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 11:45
>>867
yeah well fuck you too brah
870 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 12:22
tfw no gf
871 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 13:59
>>865
seriously, generation y and newer is so fucked up in social matters. you have serious issues in human interaction and communication, due to over representation of "social networking".
you go out to parties to stare at your iPhone^(tm), you go drinking with your peer group to kill time at weekends, you are unable to follow lengthy maybe more complex thoughts.
and worst, in job life you need help at almost every step cause you cant handle stuff your own and apply logic to a problem.
sorry for ranting, but its my observation as tech guy mid 20s. facebook, whatsapp ... are ruining humanity.
872 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 14:34
>>871
member of gen. Y
complaining about gen. Y
Use "we" more faggot
873 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 15:00
I get so anxious in public I can't look anyone in the eye, let alone speak to strangers.

I'm 18, makes me a little sad.

To quote The 40 Year Old Virgin

"But anti man, fuck it."
874 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 16:21
>>873
"But shit man, fuck it"

Tfw can't even quote Steve Carnell online.
875 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 17:33
>>874
Tfw can't even spell Steve Carell.
876 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 19:01
>>872
you are right. i say "you" because i dont see myself as part of them. no neckbeard, not fat, not ugly, no NEET just dont want to join the stupid train named facebook/whatsapp and fast everytime-everywhere-chat. dont get me wrong, i use technical devicea daily, have a smartphonr and tablet too. but those dont change my behaviour, dont need to check messages and stalk people. having healthy analog env is key for not driving insane nowadays.

do moa sports
talk to strangers
try to take non-popular position in different topics
877 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 20:28
Supreme Leader released the two Americunts today.

Especially the second one is full of shit, changing his story all the time. First he was like "hurr durr, I want to live in the only free country in the world" and now he says it was all about mapping the human rights situation when they're deporting him back.

I hope they crucify him as soon as he steps on the American soil again.
878 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 21:12
>>877
how about americans stop fucking going to NK in the first damn place, if they're caught over there just leave them as a lost cause
879 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 22:39
Hey guys, im looking for this really funny banana picture that a guy on my facebook showed my friend Lori. It was basically a banana with humanoid chracteristics, but what made this picture so funny (I could hardly look at it without laughing) was that the banana was holding it skin as if it were naked. I really really really like this picture. Please if anybody can help me find this, I was thinking of starting a new meme like LEEPICFUNNYBANANAMEME or maybe BANA MAY MAY.JPG. If you guys want to help birth the next best internet meme please help me find this funny image that I really really really like.
880 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-08 23:14
Bump, please guys I have to go and visit my grandmother later in the hospital. and I was just hoping to have one last epic laugh and feeling of joy. This picture is all I have left.
881 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 00:33
I started taking antidepressants about 4 days ago, and now I can't cum without hours of whacking the weasel.

Anybody have any practical advice for me with regards to cumming faster?
882 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 01:22
Try using a dildo or your fingers to stimulate your prostate.

Bonus: It feels awesome and you'll cum buckets.
883 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 02:11
>>882
I'll do some research. Not a big fan of sticking stuff up my butt though. I put a rubber on my mom's vibe when I was younger, and stuck it inside myself. Pain, blood, never again.
884 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 03:43
>>883
Just get some decent water based lube and go slow at first.
885 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 04:03
Anti-anxiety bro here, same issue.

It sucks, but what's better to you? Cumming quickly, or not wanting to kill yourself?

Also, get a girlfriend. Chicks dig you being able to pound fa' dayz
886 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 05:17
Okay listen up, here's what you gonna do

Step 1: stop being a faggot
Step 2: get good looking
Step 3: talk to girls
Step 4: get them to have sex
Step 5: provit

alternative

Step 1: embrace being a faggot
Step 2: prostitute yourself for passive anal sex to rich men
Step 3: provit
887 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 06:53
I've been on 2 anti-depressants and 2 anti-psychotics for about 2 years now and I rarely every fap. Like maybe 2-3 times a month.

I have no motivation to fap and even if I try it, actually reaching orgasm is almost impossible.

Still, at least I don't hear voices anymore telling me to kill my family.
888 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-11-09 07:48
Eight hundred and Eighty-eight.
889 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 08:57
>>884
Got a butt-load (heh) of lube from the free stuff section on Reddit one time. I have lube for days.

I'm trying literally everything I can think of. I've got a thick rubber band wrapped around my cock and balls like a home-made cock-ring, lube all over my dick, and I'm watching the most depraved shit I can find...

Nada.

/9
890 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 09:32
>>881
go see a urologist for a boner pills prescription - it helped me and I've been on antidepressants for over 5months
891 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 10:04
>>887
That's good! That means I don't have to deal with you at my fucking job!
>>888
Sweet!
892 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 11:42
>>881
i had this too with several antidepressants, it's a common side effect. i used to take many ssri and all of them had this shit. now i am taking trimipramine and with that i have no side effects, i can cum in normal time.
893 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 12:19
>>881 seriously no matter what you do op be careful.. i forced myself to cum after hours of wanking numerous times and ended up getting retrograde nuts.. if im not fully into it like fuckign a girl now days and just want a quick cheap nut it isnt as powerful and sometimes cums into my bladder or some shit.. feels crappy man
894 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 13:23
>>887
So you're telling me to embrace the no fap? I feel like I want to jack off ALL the time, but I can beat on my cock all day to no avail.

I smoked some weed last night and it seemed to be a little better, didn't cum but felt that "push", if you catch my drift, like my cock was staying hard without me really straining to make it do so.

/10
895 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 14:55
Had the same. Gonna be fine after few ....months
896 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 15:32
>>887
I also found that smoking weed made it easier. But I can't do it too often, because my parents would flip shit if they found out.

inb4 b&
I'm 21, but I can't move out because paranoid schizophrenia
897 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 16:21
>>891
What is your job?
898 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 17:45
>>881
Switch meds.
There's hundreds of different types of antidepressants, just gotta find one that works with the most manageable side-effects.
899 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 18:03
>>896
weed and antidepressants go together like coke and mentos - especially with schizophrenia
900 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-11-09 19:13
Nine Hundred
901 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 20:57
>>899
You've got a point. Last time I smoked it, I apparently wandered around my town hiding in places and screaming at people who weren't there.
>>900
Dude!!!
902 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-11-09 21:23
>>881
here's a solution. stop taking anti depressants, pussy lips.
903 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 22:11
יש למישהו כיוון בתל אביב?
904 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-09 23:33
>>903
Fuck you kikes
905 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 00:23
איזה כיוון
906 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 01:43
>>903
>>905
If you're going anywhere, stay safe.
fucking terrorists mayn
907 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 02:02
does anon believe in aliens?

why/why not?

personally, I don't but why are there so many people claiming to have seen ufo's/been abducted? perhaps there is more to it?
908 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 03:36
>>907
It's very simple.

Once an intelligence becomes intelligent enough for interstellar travel, it has already passed the point where it can do away with biology. It can instill its intelligence into every object, molecule, and atom around. It can travel without regard to time or physics. This has already happened many times, the whole universe has been populated by intelligence on a fundamental level so pure that it is always equal to itself. If we don't fuck up we'll do the same.

So aliens are all around and we will only see them once we've attained that level of intelligence without killing ourselves. And at that point we won't care. We won't be us anymore.

You niggers.
909 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 04:54
>>907
The claim of being abducted is most likely just Sleep Paralyzis, which feels really lifelike tho still just a state of mind.

the chances of us being all alone in this "Neverending" universe is simply too small IMO.

Im convinced there is "aliens" out there somewhere, but i don't believe we have seem them, nor have they seen us.
910 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 05:33
So i just installed Tor browser. But i don't have a fucking clue about what it does etc.
Can someone explain to me like i'm a 5 year old retard what's so special about it.
Why use it?
What it does?
911 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 06:08
>>910
Hope you're behind at least 8 proxies kid.
912 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 07:26
>>910
i'm a 5 year old
Uh.. you need to be 18 to use this site.
913 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 08:53
>>912
why does he need to be 18 to look at pictures of himself?
914 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 09:11
Just to add to my first comment. Not asking about anything illegal. Just want to know why everyone on here uses this. I read it makes you anonymous on the internet or something which is always a good thing. But how it do that?
915 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 10:40
>>914
Ugh fine i'll help a little.

Hardly anyone on here uses it, it's mostly just junkies.

Tor makes you anonymous by sending your internet traffic through proxies.

If you remember the game chinese whispers, it's a lot like that. Where it's pretty damn hard to tell the origin of something after it has gone through so many people.
916 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 11:11
>>914
>>915
When you connect to a TOR network you access it through a node, the information is also passed back through an exit node.
The nodes kept you anonymous to everyone but the owner of the node.
The FBI has seized a lot of nodes recently, so doing anything shady on the deepweb with TOR does NOT guarantee anonymity.
TOR was used mostly for deepweb onion links.
917 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 12:32
You can browse in the deep web basically
918 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 13:09
>>915
Thank you. That chinese whispers part was very helpful.
919 Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme : 2014-11-10 14:23
>>910
If you are too fucking incompetent to google query the answer to your question, you have no business using Tor, let alone a computer. Go back to playing with your action figures fuckwit.
920 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 16:47
>>919
I looked it up and it came up with a shitty overcomplicated explanation and a shitty diagram. Made this post so someone could explain it to me in the simplest of forms.
921 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 17:14
get yourself some of those thar internet narcotics then OD and become an hero faguht
922 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 18:49
>>920
I used tor a few years ago but now I just go for Private Browsing on my Safari. If I get into trouble my searching history will be completely clear, plus I'm using a mac. If you're on a mac you'll be fine, not even the FBI can hack it, the OS is specifically designed to be uncrackable
923 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 19:28
HELP ME TROLL THIS KID
HIS TWITCH IS FLAPJACKISYUM AND HE IS LIVE NOW

http://i.imgur.com/8PYMO5v.jpg <THAT IS A PICTURE OF HIM

HIS NAME IS LANCE DICKINSON AND HE IS 14 AND FROM EMSWORTH UK
924 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 20:33
>>923
leave the kid alone faggot
925 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 21:51
>>924
I dunno. Looks like he needs some sense punched into him.
926 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 22:24
>>925
im getting the belt son
927 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-10 23:16
So /lounge/ I need some advice.

My younger sister, now 16 has been sending my friends (19/20) sexually explicit messages. (just for context she is seeing a therapist now to try and get her back on track, basically we think she is low level autistic amongst other things)

One of the guys, she sent these messages to when he was 16 and she was 13. At this point I knew about it but he didn't know I knew. However I assume this then stopped. She then started messaging him again this summer, and he told me about it, assuring me that he had no intention of following it up.

The other guy she has been messaging for I think about 2 months, now he denies that she has sent him anything when I subtly hinted she may have (I made it seem like a joke) though I have seen on his phone, screenshots of messages between them.

So this brings me to the issue.

Do I,

A) sit them both down and talk to them both about it, tell them its not acceptable and has to stop.
B) Talk to her about it
C) Invite them all round and talk to the lot of them at the same time
D) ? any other option?
928 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 00:53
>>927
Tell your parents
929 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 01:12
>>928
I have, they're telling the therapist

on phone now
930 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 02:33
How about D: Why the fuck do you care that your 16 year old sister sends sexually explicit texts to some guy. It's totally normal at that age. Seeing a therapist to get her back on track... I'm starting to see why she needed one.
931 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 03:02
You obviously beat the fuck out of your sister for ruining your family reputation.
932 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 04:54
>>930
The issue I have is they're both my friends, and she does this all the time, while supposedly having a boyfriend. I don't give a shit that she is a whore who will probably get aids, but she can at least respect me enough to stop whoring herself out to my friends
>>931
Not Muslim, don't beat women or family
933 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 05:25
>>932
Then enjoy being forever known as 'the guy whose sister i fucked'
934 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 06:12
>>932
You don't own your friends or your sister, and you can at least respect them enough to make their own choices. While you're at it try being less of a huge bitch
935 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 07:43
>>933
Oh I'll beat my friends if need be, just not my sister
936 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 08:26
>>930
Same - I don't see the problem. She's 16. shit m8, last year i had a 15 year old gf while being 20.

i think you're just jelly
937 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 09:04
>>932
Does it really change things if they're your friends, and not some random guy? Doesn't it make it better since you know the guys, you know their history and I'm sure they wouldn't be your friends if they weren't decent people.
938 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 10:11
>>934
Jog on, I don't respect her she's a fucking whore, and she can stop fucking with my friends. I wouldn't care if she had any chance of wanting a relationship but she doesn't so she can take her whoring away from my friendship group
939 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 11:27
>>938
autism runs in the family
940 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 12:33
I'm a 20 year old with no friends. It's not that I'm socially awkward. I had a lot of friends in high school but after I moved away and came back, I didn't really have friends anymore. What do I do to meet new people/make new friends? Where do I go? It used to be easy because people at school were there in front of me.
941 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 13:12
>>940
If you want to meet new people, get the fuck off 4ct and find an activity you enjoy. Sign up for local clubs with regards to that activity. Alternatively, pick up a new hobby and meet people who share the hobby via the interwebs. Assuming you are not a complete social retard, you should be able to make friends from there and then befriend their friends and friend friend so i heard you like friends so i friended your friend so you can friend while you friend banana.
942 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 14:46
>>940
Identify any interests you may have that other people are likely to share. Seek out those interests, meet people who like that shit too. It's easier if you have hobbies and interests that don't involve nothing but sitting in front of a computer.
943 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 15:08
are there any people who have social anxiety and also hating people? because 9/10 it is always people have social anxiety and want to have friends and shit, i thought they would be more adapt to their situation
944 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 16:16
>>942
what if you have no hobby? no interests? where do you begin when you literally can't find a shit to give, despite wanting desperately to?
945 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 17:27
>>944
you kill yourself because you have nothing to contribute to the world.

protip : you aren't entitled to happiness. happiness is something you find, you earn as a result of trying things.

'but im depressed everything is grey and dark and grim'
then go outside, get some exercise so your brain can actually get some proper chemicals released via physical stimuli.
'but it hurts too much to move'
then sit there and die, you are not contributing anything to the world or society
'youre so mean'
no, youre so retarded for not listening when advice is given.
87.9% of people with depression simply have too much fucking time on their hands.

went on a little tirade there.

back to you:

if you don't have any interests, you are either underage, undereducated, or extremely difficult / opinionated / close-minded and you will never get out, experiment, live, love, laugh, learn, create and all that wonderful shit.

get off your ass, step outside from your pc-cave-basement-dungeon, and do something constructive.

build a fucking birdhouse, what do i care. it's a start.
946 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 18:45
>>945
i did, i honestly tried to live.. from when i left school at 16 to about 21 i had a somewhat normal social life, but eventually i drifted away from the friends i had and with that i lost my motivation and care to make friends with anyone else, to try find a girlfriend, to try learn because i simply don't car...

i have no desires, no wants, no ambition, no drive, and i haven't been able to push myself to stop being this way, it's a sort of limbo i suppose, burning the years away
947 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 19:23
>>946
you should start drinking
at least it would help you get through the limbo somewhat easier
948 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 20:18
>>946
Go tell your doctor about this, you might have a hormonal imbalance if you feel like that.
949 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 21:57
>>946
Well you have two options
1. Stop it
2. Don't stop it
I'm not going to pretend anything I say will get you out of this rut, but something has to happen.
950 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 22:23
>>945
go back to reddit, wanker

whenever I see "protip" used in a non-bait setting, it's always reddit cancer

die die die
951 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-11 23:49
a group of 4 /lounge/tards set off on an epic adventure
the virgin wizard
the whitenight
the oldfag
the summerfag
952 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 00:17
>>951
The old fag and the wizard feast on the other two after brutally raping and torturing them. After that, it's anyone's guess.
953 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 01:50
>>951
The virgin wizz would be manipulated by chicks to perform magickz and make magic jew-lery... the whiteknight would be a slave aswell.. the oldfag would be raped endlessly by the various monsters of the world and the summerfag would already be dead.
954 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 02:21
>>951
The whiteknight lasts four hours before the other members of the group murders him and throws his corpse on the side of the road.
955 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 03:43
the movie v for vendetta plays in 2015 and is a little bit about a killer virus well we´re near 2015 and ebola is on a killingspree so just a theories ?
956 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 04:09
so /lounge/ I had sex for the first time last night and I found it so over rated, tell me it gets better.
957 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 05:15
>>956
did you eat her ass and pussy and suck on her toes and then fucked her feet and face ass
all in multiple positions?
958 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 06:45
it gets better.

First time i had sex was without a condom...which is supposed to be mind blowing....still didn't cum.

Few time later....shit is cash
959 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 07:11
My first time was fuckin' terrible. She was on her period and I couldn't keep a boner.
As time goes on (implying that it's your gf) you'll get more comfortable with eachother and you'll learn how to thrust properly (this is for me at least a big deal).
960 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 08:44
My first time was also bad. No rhythm, drunk, half asleep. The second time was a lot better. It does get better but you need to communicate with your partner.
961 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 09:12
>>956
it changes from time to time
in general sex with my last gf was amazing but occasionally it was just terrible and i had to fake an orgasm
tip:do nofap and sex will be amazing
962 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 10:52
>>956
Sex is a lot about passion.
On the first time nervousness and inexperience fuck over that.
When you get more casual and used to sex & sexual encounters, passion & urge make it much more enjoyable. Being in a relationship with someone you love also makes sex so much more enoyable. Wanting to please & satisfy as much as be plaesed & satisfied will make you put more passion into it, thus creating a excitement I myself rarely feel anywhere else.

So in short it gets better, get to the mood, dont fap. Practice often & make sex a casual act, rather make the event or the moment special. Sex is only the last drop of satisfaction you gain.

Go and enjoy anon & good luck.
963 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 11:32
Was it with a human?
964 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 12:13
First time I had sex, I made the girl believe I'd done it a few time and that I'd never tried anal. I got my cock in the ass before I got it in the pussy.
965 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 13:43
>>957
suck on her toes
Why would you want to be a faggot?
966 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 14:11
i was expecting to be called a fag but this really helped.
967 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 15:02
First time always suck, I couldn't get a boner because I was anxious as fuck, then she was a virgin too so it hurt her like hell and we stop.

After the third time shit was cash, used to fuck like 5 times in a night until I can't cum anymore.
968 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 16:43
>>957
what a faggot
969 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 17:19
Do socially awkward girls even exist?
970 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 18:53
>>969
Yes and they're not as "cute" as you think
971 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 19:20
>>969
yep, they're even less likely to get with you.
972 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 20:14
I'm kinda seeing one right now. Its awkward, but awkward chicks are like fat chicks. They try hard. But if you're socially awkward you may be fucked.
973 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 21:42
>>969
Yes..

The girl I'm dating now is socially awkward.

She finds eye contact difficult and she point blank wont talk to strangers..(in the form of asking random questions such as directions).

I took her out to a nearby city on Saturday, i asked a few different people for directions. She said she wish she had enough confidence to ask strangers for directions.
974 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 22:21
>>969
Yes, being social awkward is not cute at all, its fucking annoying, you will spend every waking moment being frustrated that you can't go out to places and not have to entertain her because she's too awkward to walk around and make conversation, you will be white knuckle angry a lot and will resort to drinking to forget about it, believe me, I've been there, it is not worth it at all, also she will not be unsure about a lot of things and you will generally always make the decision on everything, if you press her with a really important question she will choke and the question will never get answered.
975 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-12 23:13
yeah never date awkward chicks. Because they will never give you straight answers. You can fuck them but dont date them.
976 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 00:26
I dated an attractive awkward girl for a little while. Had to lay her off because she clearly had some issues that I didn't wanted to be apart of.

Sometimes she started to put her clothes on after we banged and when I asked what she were doing, she responded something like "I'm going home...now when you got what you wanted."

And one of the times it was 3 or 4 in the morning and she lived 4 hours away from me. Everytime I had to try and convince her that it wasn't the only thing I wanted from her.
977 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 01:48
>>974
So much this, had to deal with one in hs, couldn't even fucking choose where to go for lunch
978 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 02:24
>>974
I don't know if i fully agree, but one thing i noticed is that they don't like to complete the plans set on a date.

They seem to be more open to the idea of walking and talking with a coffee than doing fun activities on dates because they are afraid of it...but this is where a masculine side of a man comes in as you lead the date and relationship anyway.
979 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 03:45
Yes my friend dates a cute, socially awkward girl. It's annoying and she's super insecure and always text him. She's super possesive and is nuts.
980 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 04:16
>>976
This too, my fucking god this, I got her to stop doing that but I had to forcibly stop her from leaving, that pissed me off the most.
981 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 05:43
>>976
Sounds like a fucking nut-job bro...

The girl I'm dating isn't that awkward, she's just shy and very quite...i think she'll get a lot better once she opens up to me, which she is starting to do. So she talks to me more and flirts more too. I think the shyness mainly stems around in public places etc.
982 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 06:16
>>976
sounds like borderline to me lol

i dated a reaaally hot brazillian girl when i was 15, she was way out of my league and had some real issues.

i slept with her after 2 days of hanging out and she was the biggest attentionwhore i ever met, no confidence at all, she even asked me what i wanted her to wear, i told her i didnt give a fuck, i was a lil goth fag at the time.

she came back from her dresser and put in a big ass nose ring and she was wearing black and shit lmao, already trying to copy me. it was really weird and i broke it off after 2 weeks, good riddance

the sex was great though
983 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 07:47
I'm glad that I wasn't the only person who had frustrating times with social awkward Women, makes me feel a whole lot better.
984 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 08:33
Yes and you don't want to be with one, I promise.

The last thing you need is someone else in your life trying to get you to stay in all day, smoke weed and play video games.
985 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 09:44
>>969
Yes, there is socially awkward girls.
But being a socially awkward girl is not nearly as bad as being a socially awkward guy. Because they are allowed to be shy, guys are not.
986 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 10:11
>>981
i'm thinking about dating a really shy girl, she has never had a boyfriend and is a virgin, she was homeschooled, she is cute, but she doesn't really say much, i used to work at an small educational store, and was the only straight guy working there, people at the store tried to hook us up after my girlfriend and i broke up, but i was having random hook ups with some slutty girls, i hung out with here a few times but i was afraid i'd break up with her or cheat on her if she was too boring, and every one at the store would hate me cause she had been working there like 4 years i have a new job now and have nothing to loose, but is dating a really shy girl worth it?
she is cute, but some one i work with said she had a stroke when she was younger and that why she's quite, what do you guys think?
987 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 11:33
>>984
stay in all day, smoke weed and play video games.
sounds like me.
988 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 13:52
This one girl I courted was very awkward she was apparently dtf but I never took advantage of it
989 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 14:09
>>969
Yes, but take my advice. Just go for normal girls. It's frustratingly difficult to talk to awkward chicks. And you can't tell what they're feeling and they always give the impression that they are not interested in talking.
990 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 15:51
Yes, and they're a lot harder to find than socially awkward boys.

Teenage girls are fucking scathing bitches if you aren't in "the group", so awkward girls become hermits, it doesn't help that most of the traditional outcast hobbies like gaming and DnD etc aren't usually seen by girls as a way out like it is for boys.

Awkward boys would still go out to a club or a bar with whatever friends they have because guys don't care as much if you're awkward, awkward girls are friendless because of how girl society works.
991 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 16:13
Last chic I got involved with was so socially off putting I might as well be gay now. Fuck just thinking about how I fucked her actually makes me sick. Don't be a retard OP, listen to people in this thread, they know what they're talking about.
992 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 17:52
There's definitely socially awkward girls, but the way i see it is that guys are prepared to put in more effort to keep things flowing, with some exception of course, so it doesnt really matter for girls to be awkward to an extent.
993 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 18:21
When i took the girl I'm dating out last Saturday, she was really surprised that i was going to take her somewhere via train...i could see she was really nervous about it and would have been more comfortable staying in town...she actually loved it when we got there via the train and explored the city.

We had a lot of fun together and she started to open up a lot more...

Question

How long is it before a shy girl will want to be exclusive with you? (in your experience)
994 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 19:41
>>969
Yes, they ask these same questions somewhere else or are on Tumblr whining about how men have never given them the dick yet.
It is all about the chemistry & mental workings.
Guys turn inwards and remain there until they an hero.
Girls turn inwards and woman logic to themselves that it is not them but rather the entire world that is wrong.
Of these things depend on the individual too.
995 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 20:53
Yes. I don't ever leave the house and I never socialise. It isn't a desirable trait in a girl, or really anyone...I'll over analyse everything anyone says to me and will probably end up crying if someone says something that I misinterpret.
996 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 21:36
I made the HUGE mistake of taking the virginity of a socially awkward girl. Greentext time.

So I'm about 17, virgin, but not kiss less and have large group of friends
I'm skinny, long ginger hair, and I'm halfways between the know it all nerd and awkward joke of the group
Friends are always trying to hook me up with a girl to bang, but I don't go for it because at the time I was a Mormon and hung up on the first time being special and in a marriage
areyoufuckingkiddingme.jpeg shut up I know
One of my best friends is dating this hambeast, I had no idea why because he was fucking god tier good looking, funny, and life of every party I was invited to of his
Hambeast and best friend are cuddling while me and him we're playing vidya together
hambeast asks "So anon? Why are you still single? You're a cute guy"
ohgotnotthisshitagain.jpeg
"I dunno, seems like everyone I know is already taken by someone else"
Best friend makes classic parking spaces joke
Tension breaks and me and him laugh"

Anyone interested in the rest?
997 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 22:54
Just in case
>>996
Hambeast won't shup up about it
"Hey anon's best friend? What about femanon? You know? Your step sister? She's cute!"
Hambeast is absolutely GIGGLY about this idea of hers, and not in a nice way
best friend gets a nasty look on his face
"Oh god hambeast, why would I DO that to him?! He's my friend!
me wtf.jpeg
Hambeast giggles "Oh why not? They'd look cute together!"
Best friend "No hambeast, just no. . . stop asking"
"Oh c'mon! maybe he can make her normal!"
wat.jpeg
"Who is this? Can she be that bad? I mean. . . it might be worth a shot..."
I ask out of morbid curiousity/desperation
Best friend "Oh man. . .you really wanna try? I'll give you her number if you want. . .her name's ______, it's ___"
wellwhythehellnot.jpeg "Thanks Bestfriend!
Proceed to introduce myself to this mystery girl via text
Explain that her brother thinks we should meet up
She says she's ugly and that I wouldn't like her
"Hey best friend? You got a picture of her anywhere?"
onlythedeadcanknowpeace.jpeg
Seriously what is up with my friends dark facial expressions?
"Yeah man, hold up" he digs out a family photo from his wallet.
She's maybe an 7-8/10 qtpi. Long red hair, blue eyes, nice smile. Looks completely normal, though dressed very conservative
Wait a minute, red hair, I have red hair
ohnowigetit.jpeg
"So hambeast" I say sarcastically "Red hair and red hair huh. . .I see how it is"
Hambest just laughes, but tries to pass it off lightly "Whaaat?" she says feigning innocence.
"Nothing, it's just funny" I say, and I don't press the issue.
actuallyI'mnotmadthatsamazing.jpeg
Fact that hambeast is trying too hook me up with a chick who's NOT fat makes me think she's actually doing me a favor.
Boy was I wrong.
998 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-13 23:32
>>997
I start texting her again now that I see she's really cute
stuff like "No you're not ugly, your bro showed me a pic of you, you look really nice!"
She's fucking FLATTERED. Some animu moe bullshit FLATTERED
Shit like "r-really? you really like me?" Obviously she's not stuttering via text, there were typos though, which in hindsight makes me certain her hands were shaking
"Yeah really, want to meet? We can talk and hang out, chill with your bro, play vidya or something and if you like me we can date"
"Ok"
That's all I got back. That's it. Seemed weird but I don't think much of it.
days later I get a text back from her saying "I'm at my bro's with my mom and dad if you want to meet me"
I was a bit perplexed that she didn't ask me what I looked like, but whatever
let'sdothis.jpeg
get to my friends house. There's this OBNOXIOUS ugly old man there and some 40 something year old chick there with him
she's decent looking enough for her age to make me wonder what the hell she's doing with this old fart
He's rude as FUCK "Bestfriend! Who the fucks this little shit who's here to see you?"
Best friend looks at me and laughs, "It's Anon! Let him in, he's my buddy!"
"Well why didn't you say so?! Get in here!"
Spend an hour bullshitting with best friends obnoxious dad, his woman, and a 1.5 year old boy they brought. The little boy was cool though.
No femanon in sight, but I don't press it since I don't really want this crazy hobo looking old guy to beat the shit out of me for looking at his stepdaughter
Yeah I'm an idiot for realizing he didn't give a shit since she wasn't her kid
Suddenly my friend says "Oh hey, _____ is sitting on the back porch waiting for you if you wanna go say hi" he says GRIM AS FUCK.
I still can't understand why he's acting so guilty
Whatever.jpeg
I go out back and there she's sitting, all by herself.
999 Name: Anonymous : 2014-11-14 00:11
I'm gonna post my story so you get the idea of what It could possibly be like depending on the awkward power level.
The girl I have has never had friends at all ever even though she's pretty cute, she was just too afraid to talk to people, I met her at the library and its like she had an awkward AoE about her, like you could feel that shit instantly, she stuttered and constantly looked around the room like a rabbit making an escape, shit was fucked for a while until I got her to talk to me, then I found out her parents were kicking her out for being such an autist so I invited her to live at my place. She barely came out of her room, only to eat and that was about it, she didn't eat a lot though so I generally had to trick her into coming with me to eat at a restaurant but she could never order by herself, she would point to what she wanted at the menu and I would order it for her like you would do for a child. After about two months she would start leaving her room to come hang out with me in the den and watch me play vidya or watch me jam on the piano, right around that time she told me that I was her best friend and that really touched me so I let her stay indefinitely, it went like this for about two more months until one day she walked in on me in the shower [I have a glass wall so no curtains in the bathroom so she could see me clearly] her face blushed up red like a tomato and when I saw that I wasn't even shocked, I just laughed because I thought it was cute and funny at the same time and she took that as an insult I guess so she ran into her room and locked the door. It bothered me that she locked herself away so I picked the door and walked over to her and gave her a big hug while explaining to her that I thought the situation was merely funny and that I wasn't laughing at her, she took it and calmed down, after that I left the room to go smoke pot like the degenerate I am in my basement, I got her to smoke a couple times and it was funniest shit ever.
1000 Name: ④ⓒⓣ™!3lWjo8kf8k : 2014-11-13 05:55
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