http://www.geekbuying.com/item/GPD-Win-5-5-inch-Game-Console-Intel-Atom-X5-Z8500-Windows-10-OS-4GB-64GB-Gamepad-Quad-Core-2-24GHz-Gorilla-Glass-Screen-1280-720-Type-C---Black-367872.html

It can play Overwatch, comes with Windows 10 already installed, and is currently on sale for $350. I think I'm already going to make the Switch to this thing, but also because I'm still on the hunt for the perfect retro gaming device, and this seems to be the definitive answer to that and more.

eBay trash.