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15 years of Resident Evil films...

1 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:06
...and 14 years of Underworld. How the f_ck did this happen? Blade had ONE SH!TTY SEQUEL, and they were like "That's that." Makes no sense.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:10
And you kiss your mother with that mouth? We're all so impressed by your emphasis...
3 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:12
Well, I think no more Blade movies was more because of Wesley Snipes kinda ruined his life for a while. Heck, he was a massive jerk to the director of Trinity to the point that the director hired a local bike gang as security because Snipes was getting to the point of threatening him.
4 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:14
Paul W.S. Anderson needs to work. What else will he direct?
5 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:16
Nothing more. I hope so.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:22
Yep, two films that started off fine and got progressively worse and each somehow gets the most annoyingly terrible horribufuc*us fanbase that should be purged from reality.

Though Resident Evil Extinction had its moments, but that's mainly because it felt like Mad Max with Zombies and was directed by someone who wasn't terrible at their job.

What's funny about this new film is supposedly Wesker gets replaced by the badguy from Extinction, probably because between Extinction and now Game of Thrones got really popular and now Iain Glen is more recognizable and they
give Iain Glen Wesker's powers and have Wesker die in a 100X less cool version of this classic Robocop scene https://youtu.be/Ip7GGf2_b6Y?t=1m29s and drop Wesker in a trap door. Also, Alice is a clone which every. Single. Person. Has theorized since the third movie, so biiiiiiiiiiig spoiler there!
7 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:24
I really enjoy the Resident Evil films for what they are.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:26
pieces of $hit?
9 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:28
Don't you mean pieces of bananas?
10 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:36
They're the director writing "self-insert original character/Mary Sue into canon" fanfiction and getting them into movies and having his girlfriend (later wife) play said Mary Sue. That's literally all these movies are, the director going, "look how cool my wife is! The Resident Evil characters are all in awe of her, so you should be too!"

If you like them, more power to you I guess, but I for one SLIGHTLY (ahem) don't care for......oh, screw it, I hate these films. You've known Jill, Chris, Claire, Leon, Barry, etc. for all these years and then you finally get them on the big screen and they're primarily there to be cheerleaders for the director's wife. The director has his eyes set on Monster Hunter next which is also Capcom. I look forward to the Mega Man movie where Milla Jovovich gets to save the day as Mega Man looks on in awe, or a Street Fighter movie where Milla beats Bison and wins the tournament while Ryu, Ken, Chun-Li, and co. twiddle their thumbs.......
11 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:41
I wasn't invested in the RE video games. So I thought Milla was just fine. the movies are mostly just action movies with some horror themes. Good popcorn flicks when your kinda bored or not really paying attention.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:44
Well, try to look at it this way. Imagine if all the Deadpool movies ever made had Wade playing second fiddle to some character invented for the films (as in not a comic character) being played by the director's significant other. Wouldn't you find that extremely gross and tacky?
13 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:46
I would except Milla Jovovich as Samus if they want to make 5 Metroid movies.
14 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:48
The films have some cringeworthy moments and are generally a mess, but the premise is so awesome and unique. They story is about facing off against almost every kind of apocalyptic adversary one can think of.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:50
I'm watching Apocaylpse right now, it's probably my favoriteo one. Didn't care much for Afterlife or Retribution but 1-3 were solid. I'll check out 6 just to see how it ends.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:52
The Resident Evil movies got progressively worse, not unlike the games. Unlike the games though, the movies were never good.
17 Name: Anonymous : 2017-01-07 18:54
Where's my Dredd sequel/series goddamnit! The fact the Almost Human got cancelled and Dredd did not get a sequel while CSI: Miami is still on the air and Underworld got 4 sequels is an utter f@cking travesty.

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