Here is a short fiction project you all can do your takes on. The genre is fantasy. A human woman is dating a vampire. One of her girlfriends was a prostitute and is trying to go straight, her pimp won't let her. The human girlfriend gets her vampire boyfriend to straighten him out and...that's where you step in.

Good luck! I look forward to seeing what you come up with, and feel free to screw around with the genders as you see fit. Maybe it's a human man with a girl vampire, both are girls, both are males, it's a female pimp and male hooker, whatever you want. Have fun!

A human woman is dating a vampire.

Stopped reading there.

No.

Fuck you.