UKfag at university
live at home for university
5 year degree
no friends, no acquaintances etc.
my only female contact is getting prostitutes (including to lose virginity)
never done anything with a girl otherwise, including dates
I don't even know if dates are a thing anymore in the UK
sit alone in every class
I'm the only person who sits alone now that the class is reduced to about 30 people
going in to 5th year this september

I get good grades but were those really meant to be the best years of my life? Is it all downhill from here?

And two books that I really like are The Mysteries of Pittsburgh and The Rules of Attraction. They basically sum up what the media tells me I should experience.