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it's so "edgy"

1 Name: Anonymous : 2013-07-13 00:04
Cut your fucking hair you fucking 12 year olds. You probably listen to really shitty metal music because it's so "edgy" and you probably work at some joke of a place if you even work at all. You probably have a really really bad tattoo of some lame shit no one ever gave a fuck about and get off watching cartoon porn. Your favorite color is black and you wear black jeans with red threading and retarded pointless chains and zippers because you think that's a "cool look". You somehow enjoy the terrible vocalization within bands like Pantera, Opeth, Megadeth, etc and you think Satan is cool because you're so "edgy". You have a knife that you've never used for anything other than buttering your fucking toast and you still live with your parents. You haven't washed your bedsheets in months and you think that being able to play "Enter Sandman" by Metallica makes you a great guitarist. You've had sex before, but not with anything worth fucking. You spend more money on pot than you do food, and you have a small group of friends who are all just as pointless and retarded as you are. You never grew out of the phase that most people grow out of around the age of 14, you never progressed your life past that point and all the fucking while you think that you're some hot shit, like you're "different", like you are better than the people who don't beg for attention with the way they look. Look, I get it, your father didn't love you enough, maybe your uncle loved you a little too much, maybe your mother was too busy blowing randoms for the next hit of coke to give you proper attention. Whatever the case is, grow the fuck up dude.
2 Name: Anonymous : 2013-07-19 07:50
I'm not going to read all of that shit
3 Name: Anonymous : 2013-07-21 13:31
Nice pasta
4 Name: Anonymous : 2013-07-24 19:54
>>3
Implying it's fucking pasta. I'm sick of you metalfags, go back to riding your fixed gear bicycles to the local edgy burrito shop
5 Name: Anonymous : 2013-08-01 11:22
>>1
You're just mad Phil Anselmo fucked your mom.
Piss off.
6 Name: Anonymous : 2013-08-10 08:17
pretty far off on almost all accounts except for maybe
You spend more money on pot than you do food, and you have a small group of friends who are all just as pointless and retarded as you are.
7 Name: Anonymous : 2013-08-21 20:33
You've had sex before
Aha. Ha ha ha. Ha.
8 Name: Anonymous : 2013-08-31 06:45
>>4
Indie fags are worse.
9 Name: Anonymous : 2013-09-27 13:53
>>1
implying i have friends
implying i have tattoos
implying my parents didn't love me
implying ive had sex
implying i have a job
implying any of that matters
implying i read all that shit
implying im still not better than you and not operating head and shoulders above your ankle high level

Nigga, you gay.
10 Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-03 23:03
>>9
implying I read all that shit
specifically mentions almost everything I said
welp
11 Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-14 00:54
>>1
Take off the fedora you fucking autist. You probably listen to really shitty jazz because it's so "enlightening" and you probably work at some gamestop if you even work at all. You probably have a really really bad understanding of religion, philosophy and social politics and get off watching cartoon porn. Your favorite color is black and you wear black suits with red ties and retarded pointless trilbys and goatees because you think that's a "classy look". You somehow enjoy the terrible vocalization within bands like Steam Powered Giraffe, Captain Beefheart, Dream Theater, etc and you think Richard Dawkins is cool because you're so "euphoric". You have a bible that you've never used for anything other than arguing with Christians and you still live with your parents. You haven't washed your bedsheets in months and you think that being able to flip your fedora makes you not a fucking faggot. You've never had sex before. You spend more money on video games than you do food, and you have a small group of friends who are all just as euphoric and classy as you are. You never grew out of the autism that most people grow out of around the age of 14, you never progressed your life past that point and all the fucking while you think that you're some supreme gentleman, like you're "different", like you are better than the people who don't beg for attention with the way they look. Look, I get it, that girl you had a crush on didn't go to prom with you, maybe your sister did, maybe your mother was too busy going to church to give you proper attention. Whatever the case is, grow the fuck up dude.
12 Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-26 10:10
>>11
Captain Beefheart
band
at least you tried. 4/10
13 Name: Anonymous : 2013-10-29 12:51
>>11
There's no need to bring Beefheart into this anon
14 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-22 20:00
>>1
Implying that insulting another person's music taste is a grown up thing to do.
15 Name: Anonymous : 2013-12-29 06:16
>>11
OP here, I appreciate the effort you put into it.
It makes me wish I had ever worn a fedora in my life so I could get butthurt over it.
16 Name: Anonymous : 2014-01-02 20:12
itt butthurt
17 Name: Anonymous : 2014-02-22 08:55
Cut your fucking bangs you fucking 9 year olds. You probably listen to really shitty emo music because it's so "feelsy" and you probably work at some joke of a place if you even work at all. You probably have a really really bad record of some lame shit no one ever gave a fuck about and get off watching animal porn. Your favorite color is dark blue and you wear jeans with shit threading and retarded pointless keychains and glasses because you think that's a "cool look". You somehow enjoy the terrible vocalization within bands like Mineral, Snowing, Texas Is The Reason , etc and you think Mike Kinsella is cool because you're so "sad". You have a razor blade that you've never used for anything other than slitting your fucking wrist and you still live with your parents. You haven't washed your bedsheets in months and you think that being able to play "Never Meant" by American Football makes you a great guitarist. You've never had sex before, not even with something not worth fucking. You spend more money on pot than you do food, and you don't even have a small group of friends who probably would be just as pointless and retarded as you are. You never grew out of the phase that most people grow out of around the age of 10, you never progressed your life past that point and all the fucking while you think that you're some hot shit, like you're "emotional", like you are better than the people who don't beg for attention with the way they look. Look, I get it, your brother didn't love you enough, maybe your uncle loved you a little too much, maybe your mother was too busy blowing randoms for the next hit of coke to give you proper attention. Whatever the case is, grow the fuck up dude.
18 Name: Anonymous : 2014-02-22 22:16
>>17
Oh man you did better that time for sure but still reaching on a lot of it.

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